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ok heres a joke, Edward elric has a "SHORT" temper.

if anyone else thinks of some jokes, post 'em here.

aawww, it's cute when he gets angry! ^.*

when someone says: You're the Fullmetal Alchemist? wow, I didn't know he was a pipsqueak! will he be able to reach the goal?!



lol, ok, that was lame.

I like when he doesn't want milk!
I like when he always argue at me! Gosh?!
Ed you complainer if your mom was here......

hey ed, can i borowe some money? im a little short...oh wait, i forgot, so are you!

eds your temper comes in "short" supply

good ones!



okay, here's another one:

Ed? where are you? Oh,there you are it's not your fault you're so small!


okkkkkk...that was lame too.

OK here's one, I don't think it's that good, tho:

Happy St. Patrick's Day, Ed!

hey ed, you'd make a great short order cook!
don't ask, and never combine sugar with, well, more sugar...

here's another one:

*chases Ed*

I'm going to get gold if a catch you! come here Leprechaun!

hey ed, did i see you in the Wizard of Oz??
*wanders off humming follow the yellow brick road*

hey chaos flame, i love your name and your joke was really funny. i tipped over in my chair laughing. but with your name you combined two of my loves: the word chaos and fire. i was thinking of the name chaotic fire. what do you think? just please don't steal it!!!!!!!!!!

koribabyonln wrote:hey chaos flame, i love your name and your joke was really funny. i tipped over in my chair laughing. but with your name you combined two of my loves: the word chaos and fire. i was thinking of the name chaotic fire. what do you think? just please don't steal it!!!!!!!!!!

I think it's abnormal. I'd say do Chaotic Frost and be his arch-enemy. There's a common theme among Fire and Ice, so play with that a bit.

"How's the air down there?" A classic, shuttup.

"Lookit, a Jawa without it's robes!" Star Wars reference. Crappy, but I'm tired, so shuttup.

"Boy, that arm really DOES weigh you down."

"How old are you, little man? 7?"

Hahaha! OK, here goes, I guess:

No, that doesn't make you look fat, but it DOES make you look a little shor- heheh...

ok lets see.............. oh

Every one under 14 please leave the room
(looks down at ed)
oh i am sorry little boy but you need your mom if you want to come in here
Ed-WHAT BUT I AM SIXTEEN
(yeah right)oookkk go find your momy little boy
Ed- I AM NOT LITTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ed, u know you look up to us...

hahaaha these are funny