short jokes that wold make Ed very angry

[Chaos Flame]

ok heres a joke, Edward elric has a "SHORT" temper.

if anyone else thinks of some jokes, post 'em here.

[Sasami Jurai]

aawww, it's cute when he gets angry! ^.*

when someone says: You're the Fullmetal Alchemist? wow, I didn't know he was a pipsqueak! will he be able to reach the goal?!



lol, ok, that was lame.

[Rikus_Toy]

I like when he doesn't want milk!
I like when he always argue at me! Gosh?!
Ed you complainer if your mom was here......

[Chaos Flame]

hey ed, can i borowe some money? im a little short...oh wait, i forgot, so are you!

[fullmetal10]

eds your temper comes in "short" supply

[Sasami Jurai]

good ones!



okay, here's another one:

Ed? where are you? Oh,there you are it's not your fault you're so small!


okkkkkk...that was lame too.

[Morganddy Aurora]

OK here's one, I don't think it's that good, tho:

Happy St. Patrick's Day, Ed!

[zia elric]

hey ed, you'd make a great short order cook!
don't ask, and never combine sugar with, well, more sugar...

[Sasami Jurai]

here's another one:

*chases Ed*

I'm going to get gold if a catch you! come here Leprechaun!

[zia elric]

hey ed, did i see you in the Wizard of Oz??
*wanders off humming follow the yellow brick road*

[koribabyonln]

hey chaos flame, i love your name and your joke was really funny. i tipped over in my chair laughing. but with your name you combined two of my loves: the word chaos and fire. i was thinking of the name chaotic fire. what do you think? just please don't steal it!!!!!!!!!!

[Xiam]

hey chaos flame, i love your name and your joke was really funny. i tipped over in my chair laughing. but with your name you combined two of my loves: the word chaos and fire. i was thinking of the name chaotic fire. what do you think? just please don't steal it!!!!!!!!!!

I think it's abnormal. I'd say do Chaotic Frost and be his arch-enemy. There's a common theme among Fire and Ice, so play with that a bit.

"How's the air down there?" A classic, shuttup.

"Lookit, a Jawa without it's robes!" Star Wars reference. Crappy, but I'm tired, so shuttup.

"Boy, that arm really DOES weigh you down."

"How old are you, little man? 7?"

[Morganddy Aurora]

Hahaha! OK, here goes, I guess:

No, that doesn't make you look fat, but it DOES make you look a little shor- heheh...

[Full Metal]

ok lets see.............. oh

Every one under 14 please leave the room
(looks down at ed)
oh i am sorry little boy but you need your mom if you want to come in here
Ed-WHAT BUT I AM SIXTEEN
(yeah right)oookkk go find your momy little boy
Ed- I AM NOT LITTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zia elric]

ed, u know you look up to us...

[Full Metal]

hahaaha these are funny