Childish sayings

[Pennyroyal Tea]

What are some of the ones you remember using as a child?
A favorite of mine was.

"Hey have you seen Jack?"
and I'd go
"Yeah, he's up your butt and around the corner"

And ones you remember?

[Hardcore]

I know you are, but what am I?

[SASSZAIN]

"I'm rubber and you're glue! Anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!"

[scorpionwarrior]

"Liar, liar, pants on fire"
and
Make someone look at something then say "Made you look, dirty chook, now you're on the butchers hook"

[Pennyroyal Tea]

I know you are, but what am I?

I have to admit. I forgot what this topic was about and after reading that I really wanted to hit you.

[Hardcore]

Mat, #2 must be Aussie only.

And why is that, Andre? XD

[scorpionwarrior]

If I were to guess I'd say it's cause it's the most annoying saying/come back >_>

It might be. There's this other one that I'm trying to remember. It ended with "Kissed the girl and made her fat"

[SASSZAIN]

Speaking of kissing!!
"[insert name here] and [insert name here] Sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes Marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage!"

I rather like my other rendition of it, replacing kissing with ****ing..

or Cyanide and Happiness' rendition~
"Johnny and Marissa Sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes Marriage, Then comes a Tragic Abrupt miscarriage. Then comes blame, then comes despair. Two hearts damaged beyond repair. Johnny leaves Marissa, and takes the tree. D-I-V-O-R-C-E"

[scorpionwarrior]

XD! Never saw that one

[Nyx]

Scorpie, that sounds like this:
Made you look, made you look, now you're in my baby book!

Or something like that. XD Who else remembers "Loser Loser Double Loser?"

[scorpionwarrior]

Not me.

I do remember after someone makes a trade with someone you'd say "No backs!" or something similar

[Pennyroyal Tea]

Not me.

I do remember after someone makes a trade with someone you'd say "No backs!" or something similar

Black black no tradebacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yuki~]

"Who wants to play put your finger here, because it will close soon and you can't even cry!"
hmm.. something like that. ("Quem quer brincar põe o dedo aqui, que já vai fechar e não vai poder chorar!")

[SASSZAIN]

lol

Kid1: "I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!!"
Other Kids: "ooooh!!"

[stormsangel]

One I remember from somewhere: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me!"
And there was also the thing to say at the 1st of every month: "Pinch and a punch for the first day of the month. No returns." which was generally responded with "A flick and a kick for being so quick!" or "A slap in the eye for being so sly." 1st days of the months in primary school were painful -.-

I know you are, but what am I?

The version of that, that I remember is "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?"

[Sasami Jurai]

Haha @ all the childish sayings posted. XD

-___-"

Kids these days still say these things. These childish sayings are being passed down from generations to generations. XD I don't say these things anymore 'cause well, I'm an adult now!

Actually, I do still say a few sometimes. I just downright miss being a little kid!!!!!

Kids and their vernacular downright amuse me.