Things that the Inuyasha characters will never say!

[Inuyasha-sama]

Inuyasha:Kaeda,I love you!
Kagome:DAMN IT!!!Shippo you are a useless coward!!!!
Shippo:I don't want candy
Sango:Miroku;Will you let me bear your children?
Miroku:I don't like girls

[kukutaru_ookami]

I know this is a scene but it still won't happen but it's be cool if it did
Rin: Lord Fluffy Lord Fluffy
Jaken: his name is not Lord Fluffy staff of the two heads
Rin:*turns to ashes*
Shessamaru: *uses Tensaiga to revive Rin somehow*
Rin:I hate you toad man *steals the staff of two heads* Now die! *Smacks Jaken into a volcano*
Shessamaru: i never really liked him anywhy *walks away*
Rin: Yah! *follows after fluffy*

[Inuyasha-sama]

you're good!

[kukutaru_ookami]

Thanks well here's another
shippo:Inuyasha you Baka
Inuyasha;uh....welll....uhhh
Shippo:see you are a baka you got nothing to say
Inuyasha:Oh yeah Sit
shippo:Baka
Kagome(in her own time):*faceplants*

[Inuyasha-sama]

ha ha ha


Inuyasha:Kagome wanna go to the hot spring together?
Kagome:Hell yeah
Sango:LEts go
Miroku:I don't want to you pervert!
Shippo:I will not bathe with girls!

[Chaos Flame]

http://www.absoluteanime.com/forum/view ... 212c5b15f4

[Crystalbear]

Another scene that will never happen:

Shippo: Kirara.. you fly too fast...

Kirara: Yes I know....

Others: KIRARA! YOU CAN SPEAK!!

Kirara: Danmit.. me and my big, fat mouth...

[fullmetal10]

Inuyasha: sesshomaru.... i love u.

[Crystalbear]

*Sesshomaru bites Sango's next*

*She turns into a dog demon hanyou*

(Sorry.. got that idea from a fanfic)

[Chaos Flame]

*Sesshomaru bites Sango's next*

*She turns into a dog demon hanyou*

(Sorry.. got that idea from a fanfic)

Rin: Sesshoumaru! I ate jaken!

sesshoumaru:

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miroku: hey Sango! IM WEARIN' A G-STRING!

Sango:

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Inuyasha: (*=censord)What The ****! Miroku! stop feelin' Sango's B***in' @$$! KAGOME's @$$ IS WAY ****in" BETTER!

[Crystalbear]

(laughs at user Sesshomaru's last joke)

With my joke.. I ment to say neck not next Sorry.

[Chaos Flame]

Kagome: Inuyasha, does this skirt make my @$$ look big?
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Kagome: Inuyasha! stop craping in the woods like a dog and use the damn tolit like a human! SIT!
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Kagome: Kouga! u sexy man you! take me in ur strong arms! hold me!

Koga: no damnit! ive got Sango, Ayame and kagrua to love! ur not invited!

[Crystalbear]

*Sango's nd Miroku's brain switch*

Miroku: AHHH!! My body is female!!

Sango: I'm a male!! I'll die from your stupid wind tunnel if I'm in here long enough.

Miroku: *looks at his 'new' body* Oooh... I'm sexy...

Sango: Don't you dare touch my... 'first body'!!!!

[Chaos Flame]

*Sango's nd Miroku's brain switch*

Miroku: AHHH!! My body is female!!

Sango: I'm a male!! I'll die from your stupid wind tunnel if I'm in here long enough.

Miroku: *looks at his 'new' body* Oooh... I'm sexy...

Sango: Don't you dare touch my... 'first body'!!!!

(im adding on to that!)

Miroku:well, we DID just have a fight with a demon, so im gonna go take a bath, hehe!

Sango:! HEY! NO U WONT!

Miroku: *taunting voice* no looking at me while im taking a bath! pervert!

[CoolDude27]

LOL. That was good Ham.

[Chaos Flame]

Miroku: *rubs Sango's butt*

Sango: oh, that feels nice, go ahead, im liking it!