Things that the Inuyasha characters will never say!

[Chaos Flame]

die inuyasha-sama! *kills inuyasha-sama* now, back to the topic...

[Crystalbear]

*Kagome, Sango and Mika are in the hotsprings*

*Inuyasha and Miroku and sneaking closer*

*they get closer then normal*

Miroku: *jumps out* YES!!! WE'VE REACHED HOTSPRING LINES!!!!

Girls: 0_0;

Inuyasha: Thanks Miroku.. not... *runs away*

Kagome: SIT!

[Chaos Flame]

Inuyasha:kagome, i love you.
kagome:i love u too

(will that ever happen?)

[Chaos Flame]

Inuyasha:sango, i love....kilala!

*Kilala and inuyasha "do it"*

[Crystalbear]

Kilala: *give birth to... normal dogs*

Inuyasha.. Ok....

[Chaos Flame]

Kilala: *give birth to... normal dogs*

Inuyasha.. Ok....

(but kilala is a cat....)

[Crystalbear]

And Inuyasha is a dog. The end.

[Inuyasha-sama]

HA HA

[Crystalbear]

Miroku: ...... *sighs*

Sango: Yeah.. and countiue to hang on that tree... after you "looked" at me.. *countiues to drink green tea*

[Inuyasha-sama]

give me some!

[Crystalbear]

Um.. Inuyasha-sama... your being... off topic again.

[Inuyasha-sama]

sorry

[Chaos Flame]

stop ing!

[Crystalbear]

(Thats ok)

Jaken: I'm NOT gay... I'm in love with Sango... *looks at her*

Sango: Eeeewwww...

[Inuyasha-sama]

what the heck are you doing here?!

[Chaos Flame]

*everyone dies for no reason, the end*