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BeautifulDisgrace289 wrote:Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
*shakes head* You got the wrong thread. This one's for "crappy" pick-up lines.
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Locke wrote:
BeautifulDisgrace289 wrote:Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
*shakes head* You got the wrong thread. This one's for "crappy" pick-up lines.
that pick-up line is crap
hey AA guess who's back from the grave out of boredom, lets be friends k?
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Priestess Kisara wrote:
Locke wrote:
BeautifulDisgrace289 wrote:Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
*shakes head* You got the wrong thread. This one's for "crappy" pick-up lines.
that pick-up line is crap
That's the idea :roll:
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More Beavis and Butthead Pick up Lines!

Would you like, carry my books for me?

Hey, baby, do you want me to take off my shorts?

I would like, do homework or something, for your love.

Hey baby, you have braces? Uh, huh, huh, huh. I have braces too.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.

If I could be anything in the world, I'd want to be the bar of soap in your shower.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

If your right leg was Christmas, and your left leg was Easter, then I would love to have a vacation between the holidays.

Do you want to see something swell?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
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Hey, Nice shirt Wanna F***
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Is heaven missing an angel? No? Oh well, lets [censored] anyway.
I need to watch things die, from a distance.
Vicariously, I live while the whole world dies.
You all need it too, don't lie.
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Me: Hey baby you must be an Angel otherwise you wouldn't a Halo.

Girl: What Halo?

Me: -Throws copy of XboX's HALO at her face.-

Girl: OW what the hell.

Me: That Halo
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:lol:
I need to watch things die, from a distance.
Vicariously, I live while the whole world dies.
You all need it too, don't lie.
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Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.

Since we shouldn't waste this day and age, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire?

How can I love you if you won't lay down?

Why is it that every time you are around, my pants feel tighter?

Hey baby, I think you made my two by four into a four by eight.

I'm a writer, you're a writer, so how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
When I say 'Let's keep in touch' I really mean I wish that you'd grow up.
Zack is my Rock N Roll partner ♥ 8)
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-Thread Revival!-

"I want to put my thingy in your thingy."

Now, that line is crap. XD
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This isnt a bad pick-up line, it's [censored] cool!

I'm only 17, but I was at a club last night just because I'm so badass and cool.

Some chick who was approximately 3 years too old for me came up and said:

"Hey! You look like a hot version of Napolean Dynamite!"


I googled Napolean Dynamite...I LOOK ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE HIM! :x :x :x :x :x :x
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Post by ANGEL OF HELL »

this is a crappy one i made up in math class. this is definintly beaves and butt-head worthy: "hey baby, u wanna bight of my biscut?"
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XD That pick up line is Beavis and Butthead Material! =D> \:D/ :mrgreen:

"Whenever I masturbate, I think of you."

"Ladies, call me Jolly Rancher. I'm so hard and you can suck on me all day."

"Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear." :color:
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"nice ass"
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Locke wrote:I googled Napolean Dynamite...I LOOK ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE HIM! :x :x :x :x :x :x
:lol: Niiiice.... =D>
Not giving a f*ck since '91.
My baloney has a first name, it's -OMNOMNOMNOM-"
"There is hope to guide me. I will survive living in a world with you..."
"I remain in shadows growing wings..."
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