4th season......

[Vamoose]

I would read it.

<---------- The geek and the nerd. Ha! Robots...

[AnotherFan]

I like doing the robot.

*Swore that said 'Robert' when she first read it.*

I was like, ... Robert?

[Vamoose]

Robots? Robert? Uncouth?

Where was Robert from can I just ask? I swear there was something German about him but I though he was supposed to be the English one...

Oh well. He was strange. That is all that matters.

[AnotherFan]

Robert is from Germany. But acts English, whateverrr.

He's uncouth-- *Gets hit in the head with a chessboard.* Owww!

[Vamoose]

Ahhhh chess. A sophisticated game for sophisticated people like Robert. But really I just think he plays it to make himself look clever.

Chess isn't actually that hard. Just incredibly dull. Especially when you play with my dad who spends half an hour contemplating his next move.

Moron.

[AnotherFan]

I...

Can't play chess for my life. I used to be good, but then I was bad.

[Vamoose]

I pretended I was good. Somehow.

The funny thing is my dad always fell for it so he musn't be as good as he makes out to be either.

Then one day I beat him. I do not know how or why that happened but it did. He has never played me since...

[AnotherFan]

You are amazing, THAT IS WHY! ^_^

[Vamoose]

Well... that is true.

But seriously, I cannot actually play the game properly. I just move the pieces I like to squares that are free and all seems to work out!

[AnotherFan]

It's like magic!

Maybe you should teach McGregor. Johnny can't beat Robert at chess for anything. xD

[Vamoose]

That's because Robert is the master of all that is sauve and sophisticated.

Or so he thinks.

I could beat him hands down.

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That was a blatant lie on my part. But shhh...

[AnotherFan]

Oh, I know you could beat Robert the Uncouth Robot.
(Ha.. ha ha.)

[Vamoose]

You hear that Robert? You WILL be defeated.

[AnotherFan]

Robert: .. No I will not, you uncouth stalkers!

... I am not.

[Vamoose]

I think you're being a bit uncouth actually Robert.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

[AnotherFan]

Robert: ..*Glare.*

Aha! *Gets the evil glare.* .. *Hides.*