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100 that wouldnt happen

Genius
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Post by Genius »

Sins are offenses against principle or standard. Okay, are you happy now? Sayonara dumbass.
animefan
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Post by animefan »

Koga becoming a monk
Jaken turning into a dragon
Rin using Tetsiaga
Shippo going to Koga to confess his love
Kagoma marry Sesshomaru


Thats all i can think of for now.
Sango
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Post by Sango »

Inuyasha getting drunk in a bar and singing the "Irish Drinking Song" from Who's line is it anyway.

Kagome wearing something practical for fighting demons.

Miroku not wearing a dress.

Shippou stealing Inuyasha's sword and chasing him around with it.

Kilala joining a demon assassins guild.

Sango nicely asking Miroku to please not be such a jerk.(I'm glad she just beats the crap out of him. It's much funnier!)

Naraku making monkey noises and eating a banana.

Kagura giving Naraku a Valentine card.
GarbageCat
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Post by GarbageCat »

random saying from the intrnet i stumbeled on, so these are WHAT THEY WILL NEVER SAY!!!(or do)

Sessho-maru: *dancing in his underwear* Na na na na na..na naaaaaa naaaa CANT TOUCH THIS!!!! *keeps dancing*
All: O_____O
Jaken and Rin: *doing the macarena*
********************
InuYasha: I have called everyone here today to confess two things...
Kagome: Yes?
InuYasha: I.....I......I WEAR A G-STRING!!!!!!!!
All: O________________________O
Naraku: *faints*
InuYasha: AND IM GAY! Sorry Kagome and Kikyo ^^U
Kikyo: *burns in hell*
Kagome: *does suicide*
Shippo: Is that it? -.-
InuYasha: *kisses Kouga*
Shippo: >.O WTF?!?! YOU'RE GAY?!
Miroku: Then I also use Cologne--
Sango: UHGH, YOU'RE SO DISGUSTING MIROKU!!!!!! FOUR TIMER!!!!!! *stomps away*
Miroku: o.0
********************
Miroku: Im gay and I HATE girls!
********************
Koga: Ohh f*** my skirt is falling down!!! O_O
********************
Rin: Lord Fluff! Lord Fluff! I have to tell you something!
Sesshomaru: *twitch* My name isnt Lord Fluff...
Rin: Yea yea, whatever...BUT I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!!!
Sesshomaru: What is it then, Rin?
Rin: I ate Jaken ^_^
Sesshomaru: o_O;;;
********************
Kaede: Oh My! Ye shot an arrow up my a$$!



i think these are awsome!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :D :lol: and sorry if i offndd anyon... :oops:

*runs away*
kagomeH
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re: 100 that wouldnt happen

Post by kagomeH »

ok here are mine
sango turnin into a perve
koga stops wearin the fluffy mini skirt
miroku isnt a perve
kagome/kikyo havin an affair
ummm ran out!!!
Chaos Flame
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re: 100 that wouldnt happen

Post by Chaos Flame »

i know something tht would NEVER happen!

the time suddenlly move to the year 2310. space ships start landing and Cylones come out to take over earth, then they sudenlly explode. the world is safe, for that breife moment. Shippo turns into a giant tree, falls over, and lands on Miroku and thus killing him. then, after the Taco Bell value menu ad, the veiwers find out, Nuraku is a woman. after that, the entire world bursts into flames, 5 minutes later...everyone is dead......
Last edited by Chaos Flame on Apr 13, 2005 11:14am, edited 1 time in total.
Chaos Flame
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re: 100 that wouldnt happen

Post by Chaos Flame »

Jaken turning into a walking time bomb, yet sesshoumaru finds out after he blows up

Inuyasha joining the band "Metalica"

Kagome falling in love with her mom

Miroku forgetting to cover up his wind tunnl then rubbing Sango's butt and sucking her up

Sango falling in love with Kargura

Shippo and Kilala getting marryed

Sesshoumaru finding out Rin is his mother and that hes actully a Half Demon

Koga becoming a math teacher

Kykyo getting wet and turning into mud when Inuyasha needs her help the most

Kagome becoming a super model

Myoga devouring Naraku, thus gaining his power

Kanna putting down that damn mirror

Myoga wearing a Thong and becoming a Protitute

Kilala being in a Cat food ad

Miroku getting lucky

and more to come later on...
Chaos Flame
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re: 100 that wouldnt happen

Post by Chaos Flame »

movie deleted sences and out takes, lol
Sango
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re: 100 that wouldnt happen

Post by Sango »

Good ones I-S!!! Uh, let's see;

Naraku getting a spiked mohawk.

Inuyasha using Advantage* (sorry Myoga!)

Shippou eating broccoli instead of candy.

Sango starring in Chicago.

Kagome taking a vow of silence.

Miroku taking a vow of celebacy.

Rin wearing shoes.

Jaken singing the middle/end part of Down with the Sickness to Sesshomaru.

Kirara dies her fur dark red.

Koga wearing anything that doesn't look like aerobacising drag queen from the 80's clothes.

Ayame getting drunk and setting her pack's cave on fire.

Kagura getting an electric hand held fan.

Kanna reading JTHM comics and sharpening a dagger.

Sesshomaru without make-up.

They all start a rock/metal band. (that would be awesome, but i'm not holding my breath)

And KagomeH doesn't talk or post on AA for an entire day. (hee hee hee)
Chaos Flame
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Post by Chaos Flame »

Sango wrote:Good ones I-S!!! Uh, let's see;

Naraku getting a spiked mohawk.

Inuyasha using Advantage* (sorry Myoga!)

Shippou eating broccoli instead of candy.

Sango starring in Chicago.

Kagome taking a vow of silence.

Miroku taking a vow of celebacy.

Rin wearing shoes.

Jaken singing the middle/end part of Down with the Sickness to Sesshomaru.

Kirara dies her fur dark red.

Koga wearing anything that doesn't look like aerobacising drag queen from the 80's clothes.

Ayame getting drunk and setting her pack's cave on fire.

Kagura getting an electric hand held fan.

Kanna reading JTHM comics and sharpening a dagger.

Sesshomaru without make-up.

They all start a rock/metal band. (that would be awesome, but i'm not holding my breath)

And KagomeH doesn't talk or post on AA for an entire day. (hee hee hee)
JAKEN SINGING down with the sickness! LOL!!!
kagomeH
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Post by kagomeH »

Sesshoumaru wrote:
Sango wrote:Good ones I-S!!! Uh, let's see;

Naraku getting a spiked mohawk.

Inuyasha using Advantage* (sorry Myoga!)

Shippou eating broccoli instead of candy.

Sango starring in Chicago.

Kagome taking a vow of silence.

Miroku taking a vow of celebacy.

Rin wearing shoes.

Jaken singing the middle/end part of Down with the Sickness to Sesshomaru.

Kirara dies her fur dark red.

Koga wearing anything that doesn't look like aerobacising drag queen from the 80's clothes.

Ayame getting drunk and setting her pack's cave on fire.

Kagura getting an electric hand held fan.

Kanna reading JTHM comics and sharpening a dagger.

Sesshomaru without make-up.

They all start a rock/metal band. (that would be awesome, but i'm not holding my breath)

And KagomeH doesn't talk or post on AA for an entire day. (hee hee hee)
JAKEN SINGING down with the sickness! LOL!!!
that would be awesome!!!
...and Sango i resent that..not happenin but still i resent that! :cry:
Chaos Flame
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re: 100 that wouldnt happen

Post by Chaos Flame »

what do u resent?
kagomeH
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Re: re: 100 that wouldnt happen

Post by kagomeH »

Sango wrote:Good ones I-S!!! Uh, let's see;And KagomeH doesn't talk or post on AA for an entire day. (hee hee hee)
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re: 100 that wouldnt happen

Post by Yodama Man »

i donlt understand any of this convo
[Yodama Man] 11:50 pm: Thank god my weed is plentyful and my cock is huge
[+:D.?.?.?.?.? .N:+] 11:51 pm: Said Jesus
kagomeH
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re: 100 that wouldnt happen

Post by kagomeH »

Naraku:dosent wear a baboon outfit
Inuyasha:becomes fond of being told to "sit"
Koga:stops obsessing over kagome and starts to love Inuyasha
Sango:turns out to be a masochist(or sadist)
Kagome's school:makes the school uniform longer or drops the dresscode
Kagome:goes punk or goth(would be nice)
Miroku:asks Inuyasha to bear his child and to marry him
Koga's awesome follower peoples:stop following koga abd start following Inuyasha
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