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soulanubis666
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im not allowed 2 lock my door either :( ... i was masturbating and 1 of my older sister's friends walked in on me. she said sorry and turned around and left b4 i could say anything in my defense...

oh but another time my sister's friend walked in while i was watching porn. my sis wasnt home. she kinda had a crush on me at the time so we started a conversation about porn and well lets just say i scored... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Post by Shaun »

Great story! :mrgreen:
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soulanubis666 wrote:im not allowed 2 lock my door either :( ... i was masturbating and 1 of my older sister's friends walked in on me. she said sorry and turned around and left b4 i could say anything in my defense...

oh but another time my sister's friend walked in while i was watching porn. my sis wasnt home. she kinda had a crush on me at the time so we started a conversation about porn and well lets just say i scored... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Story 1: omg that just blows
Story 2: .............lucky...
my mom works long hours so...i get away with a lot and dont have to wory about getting caught cuz its just the 2 of us...college will suck - havign 2 have a roomate?
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Roomate? Oh! I go to college, but I still live with my parents.
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Silver Sailor Orion wrote:
soulanubis666 wrote:im not allowed 2 lock my door either :( ... i was masturbating and 1 of my older sister's friends walked in on me. she said sorry and turned around and left b4 i could say anything in my defense...

oh but another time my sister's friend walked in while i was watching porn. my sis wasnt home. she kinda had a crush on me at the time so we started a conversation about porn and well lets just say i scored... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Story 1: omg that just blows
Story 2: .............lucky...
my mom works long hours so...i get away with a lot and dont have to wory about getting caught cuz its just the 2 of us...college will suck - havign 2 have a roomate?
hmmm...well thats still a pretty sweet deal...well if ur in2 chicks that is...
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Post by OniKira »

I haven't ever really got "lucky" per se....but I did....

I got a blow job and had a girl whack me off...GOOD TIMES


Oh ya, I'm 15 for whoever asked me that question.
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You all fail, we have no locks, my door is broke, and i've never been caught. Mom knows I have poor (even let her borrow some :roll: ) but she doesn't care. Dad has good stuff, so I borrow a lot of his porn (yes my parents are divorced). I love when my mom has friends over (since she works with young chicks) I usually get a BJ or HJ from them while watching porn. I live a good like, but like many others I'm still a virgin. And if it makes any difference I'm 16..
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Chuck Tha Man wrote:You all fail, we have no locks, my door is broke, and i've never been caught. Mom knows I have poor (even let her borrow some :roll: ) but she doesn't care. Dad has good stuff, so I borrow a lot of his porn (yes my parents are divorced). I love when my mom has friends over (since she works with young chicks) I usually get a BJ or HJ from them while watching porn. I live a good like, but like many others I'm still a virgin. And if it makes any difference I'm 16..
HOLY SH*T!...that is a sweet deal!...but my parents dont watch porn and even if they did id find it way 2 creepy 2 ask them 4 anything in this perticular area...*shivers*...just the thought of...*shivers*...nvm...
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Post by Prince-Darien »

well before any one asks i might as well say my age im sixteen so people please dont ask me
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Chuck, I have little reason to believe that. your mom's work colleagues give you BJs and HJs? with her knowing? that's farfetched. i'm not jealous cuz i get that too, but that story seems odd. what is your mom's work?
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Post by soulanubis666 »

is she a madam? :-s
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tell us chuck :mrgreen:
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I'm 16 and have had sex many times.....older college bound girl.
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