I don't know if this one was said.
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
A UK tabloid once printed the one that works.
"Can I buy you a drink?"
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"Excuse me. Do you want to [censored] or should I apologize?"
"Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna [censored]?"
"NOW, B*TCH!"
Hey! Wanna play war? (Replies) WHAT? (You) Yeah, I lay on the ground and you blow the [censored] outta me!"
"Wanna [censored], or should I call my lawyer?"
"You've been a bad, bad girl/boy. Go to my room!"
"Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna [censored]?"
"NOW, B*TCH!"
Hey! Wanna play war? (Replies) WHAT? (You) Yeah, I lay on the ground and you blow the [censored] outta me!"
"Wanna [censored], or should I call my lawyer?"
"You've been a bad, bad girl/boy. Go to my room!"
Not giving a f*ck since '91.
My baloney has a first name, it's -OMNOMNOMNOM-"
"There is hope to guide me. I will survive living in a world with you..."
"I remain in shadows growing wings..."
My baloney has a first name, it's -OMNOMNOMNOM-"
"There is hope to guide me. I will survive living in a world with you..."
"I remain in shadows growing wings..."
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"if u were a plane, i would hope u had a really big cockpit"