things that the characters would never say

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Dec 18, 2005 10:03am

Fallen, Guardian...I don't understand your last posts...

Does "ran out of cheese" means what I think it means? To have no more cheese?
And...well, that thing of the missed spot...I just don't got it...

I Am Kira! · Post by **I Am Kira!** » Dec 19, 2005 8:47am

Yeah, isnt Misato the slob in the house?

Mistress of Yaoi · Post by **Mistress of Yaoi** » Dec 20, 2005 12:45am

shinji: I am the hedgehog
misato: What the hell?

Chaotic reminder · Post by **Chaotic reminder** » Dec 20, 2005 11:32am

deacon, it means rei ran out of cheese, and now she hates life

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Jan 10, 2006 4:33am

Hm. I see...

Well, a new one (actually, it isn't mine)
First (or second) episode: Sachiel broke Unit 01's arm. Shinji screams.

Misato- Calm down, Shinji! It isn't your arm!
Unit 01- I KNOW, YA B**CH! THAT'S MINE!

~*Matsuo*~ · Post by **~*Matsuo*~** » Feb 05, 2006 7:15pm

Asuka: Rei, I'm sorry I've been a b**** to you this whole time. Let's be best friends.
*Asuka and Rei have a sleepover*

You know, I would probably have some more if I'd seen more than just what [adult swim] has released...^-^'

Post by **[Batman]** » Apr 08, 2006 10:15pm

Shinji: Misato?
Misato: Yes,Shinji?
Shinji: Do you think I would look good in a diaper?
Misato: What in the hell!?
Shinji: I'm not wearing any underwear...
Mistato: That's nice...

(Shinji starts stripping and runs down the hallway)
Misato:

(Asuka appears and throws money at Shinji running butt-naked down the hallway. )
Angel:

....

Commander Ikari: The angel has been defeated.
(Shinji does a sexy victory pose butt-naked then all of a sudden runs down the street.)

Blue Haired Jesus · Post by **Blue Haired Jesus** » Apr 09, 2006 6:59pm

After Unit 0 Explodes.

Gendo: YOU JUST GOT OWNED!!!!!

Post by **[Batman]** » Apr 10, 2006 1:15pm

Commander Ikari: Shut down all systems!
Ritsuko: Uhhh >_>....I forgot how...
Everyone else: Yeah,us too...
Commander Ikari:

(NERV is shut down and Misato can't bake anything on her Barbie Bake oven)
Misato: NUUU!!! My Barbie bake oven!!!
(Also Barbie bake ovens in the Evas)
Shinji: NOOO!!! I was baking a cake for the Angel!!!
Commander Ikari:

orochi-kun majidani · Post by **orochi-kun majidani** » May 30, 2006 9:38pm

(Shinji and Rei are doing a sync excercise~kinda like Asuka did)

Misato: Okay, I want you two to raise the right arm.

Shinji: Are you sure this is going to work? I mean is it safe for the EVAs to be this close?

Rei: Shinji why dont you shut the **** up and be man?!

thirdimpact6633 · Post by **thirdimpact6633** » May 31, 2006 6:28pm

(Shinji & Asuka are in their evas about to fight the angel that split into 2)

Asuka: Sit back Third Child, this one's mine.
Shinji: What did you just say?

Asuka: I'm taking this one!
Shinji: STFU ya stupid ginger-kid rookie [censored]! This one's mine, and there's nothing you can do about it!
Asuka: HOW DARE YOU (takes a swing at Unit 01)

(Shinji gets pissed and rips a building off the ground and WHALES Unit 02 in the face, Unit 02 falls over)

(Asuka wakes from a coma 3 days later, saying her head hurts)

Kaze · Post by **Kaze** » Jul 05, 2006 6:51am

Gendo: I need siccors, 61!!

Ritsuko: Are you okay sir?

Gendo: I want a wollipop!

Ritsuko: Gendo?

Gendo: My name id Dr.Shnizelpopper!

Misato:

things that the characters would never say

re: things that the characters would never say

re: things that the characters would never say

re: things that the characters would never say

re: things that the characters would never say

re: things that the characters would never say

re: things that the characters would never say

Re: things that the characters would never say

Re: things that the characters would never say

re: things that the characters would never say

Re: things that the characters would never say

Re: things that the characters would never say

re: things that the characters would never say