Things that the Inuyasha characters will never say!

[Lil' Biki v2.0]

he's being put on disallow by everyone today. this is just not your day. and why must all my friends fight each other? maybe i got the wrong set of friends. don't take that to mean i don't like you all now. we're still cool.

[midNiteSakura34]

ALRIIGHTYY!!! back to the joke makin please! if you have a problem with someone, just ingore them, ok? and no more insulting people, that goes for all of us! weither it's in a joke or 'pointing out others are stupid'... pwease! cause i just can't hand the fighting anymore...not in my condition! thank you ^^

joke:

sesshomaru: rin, can i braid and put flowers in your hair?

rin: no, but jaken wouldn't mind ^^

jaken: lord sesshomaru, pleeeaase put flowers in my hair!!!

sesshomaru: ok ^^

[Lil' Biki v2.0]

seriously. if ppl keep arguing dark lilly's gonna totally shut us down. she already threatened chaos and fangurl.

joke:

beauty contest announcer: and the winner is jaken
jaken: thank you. thank you so much. *happy tears fall*

[midNiteSakura34]

that makes me happy ^^ wel, happier *brims with excitment* i'm so happy ^^

[Lil' Biki v2.0]

thanx.

[Chaos Flame]

she didnt threaten! she warned, theres a difference...

ryuotsu:kagome! bear my children!
kagome:SURE!
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inuyasha:jakotsu, bear my children
jakotsu:bite me!

[Lil' Biki v2.0]

whatev and LOL.

[Smileycute_Kagome]

LOL

[noodles87]

What's done is done. Please do not escalate the matter Chaos Flames. Let us get on track again or this might just end up being a pointless thread.

[Lil' Biki v2.0]

i personally already think it is a pointless thread but known the less:

jaken:lord sesshomaru will you bear my children?
sesshomaru: *snorts and rotflhao

[Smileycute_Kagome]

miroku: sango, will u bear my child?

*jaken's shows up*

jaken: i can bear ur child!!

miroku: *runs*

[CoolDude27]

Rin:Sessoumaru, will you marry me?
Sesshoumaru:Sorry, I don't date younger women.
Rin:DARN! Jaken, will you marry me then?
Jaken:No! You are ugly!
Rin:WATCH IT TOAD BOY!
Jaken:I prefer the term, TOAD MAN!
Rin: RIGHT....



Miroku:Rin, will you bare my child?
Rin:Am I even old enough to physically have a child?

[midNiteSakura34]

Kagome: hey Inuyasha..guess what
Inuyasha: what
Kagome: I'm a man!!! *lifts up skirt*
Inuyasha:


I'm sorry.. I ran out of ideas.. I apologixe to Kagome. kagome, you're a great sport, and I love ya! A round of applause for Inuyasha's main man..er.. i mean woman, Kagome!!

[Smileycute_Kagome]

LOL!!!

[Lil' Biki v2.0]

lol.

[midNiteSakura34]

sesshomaru: *sings in kareoke contest*
judge: *presents sesshomaru with flowers* and here's to our worst contestant..
Sesshomaru: thank you, thank you *blow kisses* you're all such wonderful fans!
everyone else: (and the scattered )