Quotes

[Gaming Goddess]

Lol.
My physics teacher is soooo quotable. His class is amazing.

You can't just push buttons, cross your fingers, and hope.
You can have an A if you come back here and do what you mom did.
I hide behind the garage, start up the chainsaw, and chase the little gomers. [what he did for Halloween]
I do ten impossible things before breakfast every morning.
It's time you start using your brain for more than just an ear spacer.
Very little subtraction is ever done by division.
Well, my young sadnesses....[ ]
It's not a threat, it's a promise.
Children should be raised in a barrel and fed through a bunghole.
Let's see how much you can remember, he said jokingly.
There's a place in the world for all God's creatures next to mashed potatoes and gravy.
Give peace a chance as long as peace is through superior firepower.
[referring to calculators] They need to know you have a hammer and you're willing to use it.
That's only a semi-tsk on that one.
One way to deal with rude and ignorant people is be ruder and ignorantererer.
Being nice will get you nowhere.

I love your teacher.

[scorpionwarrior]

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
M.K. Gandhi

Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.
Helen Steiner Rice

Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve.
Dr. Napoleon Hill

[josh]

"shut up scorpionwarrior"

[Jade_Steel_Hawk]

Lol.
My physics teacher is soooo quotable. His class is amazing.

You can't just push buttons, cross your fingers, and hope.
You can have an A if you come back here and do what you mom did.
I hide behind the garage, start up the chainsaw, and chase the little gomers. [what he did for Halloween]
I do ten impossible things before breakfast every morning.
It's time you start using your brain for more than just an ear spacer.
Very little subtraction is ever done by division.
Well, my young sadnesses....[ ]
It's not a threat, it's a promise.
Children should be raised in a barrel and fed through a bunghole.
Let's see how much you can remember, he said jokingly.
There's a place in the world for all God's creatures next to mashed potatoes and gravy.
Give peace a chance as long as peace is through superior firepower.
[referring to calculators] They need to know you have a hammer and you're willing to use it.
That's only a semi-tsk on that one.
One way to deal with rude and ignorant people is be ruder and ignorantererer.
Being nice will get you nowhere.

I love your teacher.

Me too...except when he's in one of his angry moods.
He's made some people in my class cry.
He can be really really scary. o.o

[scorpionwarrior]

"shut up scorpionwarrior"

Nice quote, XD

[Gaming Goddess]

Lol.
My physics teacher is soooo quotable. His class is amazing.

You can't just push buttons, cross your fingers, and hope.
You can have an A if you come back here and do what you mom did.
I hide behind the garage, start up the chainsaw, and chase the little gomers. [what he did for Halloween]
I do ten impossible things before breakfast every morning.
It's time you start using your brain for more than just an ear spacer.
Very little subtraction is ever done by division.
Well, my young sadnesses....[ ]
It's not a threat, it's a promise.
Children should be raised in a barrel and fed through a bunghole.
Let's see how much you can remember, he said jokingly.
There's a place in the world for all God's creatures next to mashed potatoes and gravy.
Give peace a chance as long as peace is through superior firepower.
[referring to calculators] They need to know you have a hammer and you're willing to use it.
That's only a semi-tsk on that one.
One way to deal with rude and ignorant people is be ruder and ignorantererer.
Being nice will get you nowhere.

I love your teacher.

Me too...except when he's in one of his angry moods.
He's made some people in my class cry.
He can be really really scary. o.o

He made them cry? Like silent crying or all out crying? And how?

[Jade_Steel_Hawk]

It was silent crying. A few girls tried to drop his class and he talked to them in the other room.
Let's just say he was in the Special Forces once upon a time....in Vietnam. He was a POW. You don't mess with him.

[Neon_Genesis]

"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy"- Benjamin Franklin

[Athos]

"[E]very Man who comes among us, and takes up a piece of Land,
becomes a Citizen, and by our Constitution has a Voice in
Elections, and a share in the Government of the Country."

-- Benjamin Franklin (letter to William Straham, 19 August 1784)

[Lestat69_99]

"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." H.P. Lovecraft

"Thou shalt not kill. Murder. The fifth commandment. But if you think about it...if you think about it, religion has never really had a problem with murder. Not really. No, more people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason. All you have to do...all you have to do is look at slavery, the Middle East, the Crusades, the Inquisition, the Holocaust, and the World Trade Center, and you'll see how seriously the religious folks take "Thou Shalt Not Kill." The more devout they are...the more devout they are, the more they see murder as negotiable...it's negotiable. It depends, you know? It depends, it depends on who's doing the killing, and who's getting killed. " George Carlin

"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid." Denis Leary

[scorpionwarrior]

Excuse me, you dropped something.....My jaw - Quagmire

[Athos]

"beware women grown


old

who were never

anything but

young."

-Charles Bukowski

[The Evil Russell Crowe]

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.'- Me

[Jade_Steel_Hawk]

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.'- Me

Pssst....you didn't come up with that.

[Athos]

Maria Portokalos. Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants. (My Big Fat Greek Wedding, 2002).

And Sasszain, if you're reading this, what Scorp said was stealing! XD

[Pennyroyal Tea]

Dude I came up with this idea, and I know its hard to believe but I wasn't high when I came up with it. The solution to life's problems is this...have a huge orgy..where all the people in the world just have one big giant orgy.. and if that doesn't work, who cares? you just had a huge giant orgy
-Andre



**Begin normal conversation, then eventually end up talking about sumthing very embarasing about a common friend of ours, then ::
He should've just jacked off, it would've turned out better!
-Andre


Our fore-fathers fought, starved, and died so we could all HUMANS would be created equal..

But Since WHEN were **Mexicans** considered 'human'?
-- Andre

I'm tired of being told by people that I lost my mind. what they should realize is that I willingly threw that piece of [censored] out the window a long time ago
-Andre

Feelings are for people who aren't drunk enough to not feel them.
-Andre

my friend has these quotes of mine on his myspace. They're mostly from our wild conversations at lunch