lol...yeo..thats what I have on the top of my head..oh heres one
*Ed walks into a room*
Al: Hey
Ed: Why is there toast and bacon all over the living room?
Al: I was trying to see how hard I can throw it.....so I can kill somebody
Ed: .....
Al: *throws toast at Ed on accident*
Ed: AHHH!!!! MY EYE!!!!!!
A day later
Ed: *has an eyepacth on his eye*
Al: *giggle*
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What They Would Never Say!!!!!!
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AnimeAngel34
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Re: What They Would Never Say!!!!!!
lol lol lol 
Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork
Re: What They Would Never Say!!!!!!
lol....hmmmm....lets see. I don't have any funnies to post right now...maybe I will come up with something later
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AnimeAngel34
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ok cool
Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork
Re: What They Would Never Say!!!!!!
I think i have some,
Winry:"Ed, whats wrong?"
Ed:"I BROKE MY AUTOMAIL AGAIN!!!"
Winry: "Its o.k. I'm sure it was an accident was an accident."
Ed: "No I was transmuting it into a back scratcher."
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Al: "It's hot today huh, brother?"
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Izumi-sensei: "Ed! You have so many scars! Why are you so violent?"
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i dunno thats all i had =( not my best
Winry:"Ed, whats wrong?"
Ed:"I BROKE MY AUTOMAIL AGAIN!!!"
Winry: "Its o.k. I'm sure it was an accident was an accident."
Ed: "No I was transmuting it into a back scratcher."
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Al: "It's hot today huh, brother?"
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Izumi-sensei: "Ed! You have so many scars! Why are you so violent?"
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i dunno thats all i had =( not my best
May the mountains rise against you
May the forests block your path
May your axes chip and shatter
And know it is my Wrath
May the forests block your path
May your axes chip and shatter
And know it is my Wrath
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AnimeAngel34
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it good i have one
Ed:yay the beach
Al:brother...
Ed:last one in the ocean has to help mustang
Mustang.......
Al:i can't
Ed:why?
Al:iam made of metal i will rust
Ed:.......oh
how is this one?
Ed:yay the beach
Al:brother...
Ed:last one in the ocean has to help mustang
Mustang.......
Al:i can't
Ed:why?
Al:iam made of metal i will rust
Ed:.......oh
how is this one?
Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork
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it was ok...here I got one it is kind of worng though 
Sesshomaru: *going through Winry's purse*
Winry: *walks in the room and says* "What the hell are you doing in my bag?
Sesshomaru: *looks up...then continues going through her purse*
Winry: *walks over next to Sesshomaru*
Sesshomaru: *pulls a condem out of her purse and says* What is this?
Winry: Something...I got for my 16th bd
Sesshomaru: *starts sniffing it and says* Do you use this for THAT?
Winry: *nods*
Sesshomaru: And you do THAT with it?
Winry: *nods*
Sesshomaru: *gets an evil look on his face then jumps on top of Winry*
lol...how was that one??? i know..It is weird
Sesshomaru: *going through Winry's purse*
Winry: *walks in the room and says* "What the hell are you doing in my bag?
Sesshomaru: *looks up...then continues going through her purse*
Winry: *walks over next to Sesshomaru*
Sesshomaru: *pulls a condem out of her purse and says* What is this?
Winry: Something...I got for my 16th bd
Sesshomaru: *starts sniffing it and says* Do you use this for THAT?
Winry: *nods*
Sesshomaru: And you do THAT with it?
Winry: *nods*
Sesshomaru: *gets an evil look on his face then jumps on top of Winry*
lol...how was that one??? i know..It is weird
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AnimeAngel34
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ok..a little odd
Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork
Re: What They Would Never Say!!!!!!
lol...I kinda just wrote down whatever... bad Sesshomaru
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yea bad sesshomaru 
Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork
Re: What They Would Never Say!!!!!!
lol...ok I got a REALLY funny one
Ed: I want to get a tan *goes to a tanning shower*
Guy at the tanning shower: Ok...listen, there is two shower heads but one of them is broken..so after you get tanned on the front turn around"
Ed: yeah yeah yeah ok....*goes into shower and looks at the two shower head* Ok I remember the guy said don't turn around since there are two shower heads *gets sprayed on front...the again in the front
Ed: What the Hell?
Guy at the shower: I TOLD YOU
Ed: you suck I am leaving *goes to a diferent tanning shower*
Girl at the shower: Ok...there's tw-
Ed: yeah I KNOW U HAVE TO TO ONE OF THESE BEFORE! *goes into shower there are two (that work)..gets sprayed on front...THEN TURNS AROUND and gets sprayed on he front again* [censored]!!!
Ed: damn it...I am not going to these anymore *goes home and locks the door (now Ed is REALLY dark in front and normal color in back)
Roy: *knocks on door*
Ed: go away..I don't want anyone seeing me like this!
Roy: don't worry, I know what happened...same thing happenned to me
Ed: REALLY? *goes and opens door*
Roy: *takes picture of Ed* HAHA...now I got your pic! (of course Roy really DIDN'T have he same probelem)
lol..how was that?
Ed: I want to get a tan *goes to a tanning shower*
Guy at the tanning shower: Ok...listen, there is two shower heads but one of them is broken..so after you get tanned on the front turn around"
Ed: yeah yeah yeah ok....*goes into shower and looks at the two shower head* Ok I remember the guy said don't turn around since there are two shower heads *gets sprayed on front...the again in the front
Ed: What the Hell?
Guy at the shower: I TOLD YOU
Ed: you suck I am leaving *goes to a diferent tanning shower*
Girl at the shower: Ok...there's tw-
Ed: yeah I KNOW U HAVE TO TO ONE OF THESE BEFORE! *goes into shower there are two (that work)..gets sprayed on front...THEN TURNS AROUND and gets sprayed on he front again* [censored]!!!
Ed: damn it...I am not going to these anymore *goes home and locks the door (now Ed is REALLY dark in front and normal color in back)
Roy: *knocks on door*
Ed: go away..I don't want anyone seeing me like this!
Roy: don't worry, I know what happened...same thing happenned to me
Ed: REALLY? *goes and opens door*
Roy: *takes picture of Ed* HAHA...now I got your pic! (of course Roy really DIDN'T have he same probelem)
lol..how was that?
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AnimeAngel34
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lol lol so so so funny
so so so funnyStruck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork
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Re: What They Would Never Say!!!!!!
bahahhah good one
ok..
ARMSTRONG-"Dont let these muscles fool u boys, im actually gay!"
ED-"Alche-what?!.....alchohol?....sweeeett!"
RAFE-"Daddy!"
ED-"Hey Al guess what!"
AL-"What brother?"
ED-"I signed up for the basketball team
!"
AL-*sighs*
ok..
ARMSTRONG-"Dont let these muscles fool u boys, im actually gay!"
ED-"Alche-what?!.....alchohol?....sweeeett!"
RAFE-"Daddy!"
ED-"Hey Al guess what!"
AL-"What brother?"
ED-"I signed up for the basketball team
!"AL-*sighs*
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AnimeAngel34
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lol lol lol
Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork
Re: What They Would Never Say!!!!!!
lol...thats funny...I don't have any good ones right now T_T
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Re: What They Would Never Say!!!!!!
I got one
-Open scene to a kindergarden class for tall children that don't fit in-
The teacher: Class today we will be getting a new student He should be here today!
-scene cuts to Ed-
Ed: hey Al this map is weird did mustang give us the right directions to that alchemy convention.
Al: I don't know brother.
-Ed walks down the hall to the kindergarden class-
Ed: Room 155 this should be it
-Ed opens the door-
Clas: Yay New student!! Wee!!! He is one of us yay! Wow but he is short! Hahahahaha!!
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEEK SMALLER THAN A BABY ANT YOU CANT SEE WITH OUT A MICROSCOPE
Al: Umm... I think Mustang DID give you the wrong directions
-Ed walks out in a huff-
Any good?
-Open scene to a kindergarden class for tall children that don't fit in-
The teacher: Class today we will be getting a new student He should be here today!
-scene cuts to Ed-
Ed: hey Al this map is weird did mustang give us the right directions to that alchemy convention.
Al: I don't know brother.
-Ed walks down the hall to the kindergarden class-
Ed: Room 155 this should be it
-Ed opens the door-
Clas: Yay New student!! Wee!!! He is one of us yay! Wow but he is short! Hahahahaha!!
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEEK SMALLER THAN A BABY ANT YOU CANT SEE WITH OUT A MICROSCOPE
Al: Umm... I think Mustang DID give you the wrong directions
-Ed walks out in a huff-
Any good?
PIPSQUEAK?!?!