Things that the Inuyasha characters will never say!

[Inuyasha-sama]

u funny!

[Chaos Flame]

sango:miroku, wanna see me undressed?

miroku:OH YEAH!

Sango:*takes all her clothes off*

Miroku:OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE?


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(alternate version)

sango:miroku, wanna see me undressed?

miroku:OH YEAH!

Sango:*takes all her clothes off*

Miroku:*gasps* OH MY GOD! YOUR A MAN?


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(another version)

sango:miroku, wanna see me undressed?

miroku:OH YEAH!

Sango:*takes all her clothes off*

Miroku:OH MY GOD! SO THOSE THINGS I THOUGHT WERE BREASTS ARE CLUMPS OF GRASS?

[Inuyasha-sama]

tears of joy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Chaos Flame]

Kanna:*farts for 5 minutes*

[Kronik_The_Echidna]

Sesshomaru: Jakken don't tell anyone that I was kissing a Inuyasha...

Jakken: What you said just turned me on!

Sesshomaru: *kisses Jakken*

Inuyasha: Sesshomaru! How dare you cheat on me!

Inuyasha: There better be a good explaination for this!

Seshomaru: There is!

Inuyasha: okay then I'm happy *walks away*

Seshomaru: That was close!

[Inuyasha-sama]

... now these is starting to sound gay.


STOP IT!!!!NOW!!!!!!! *windscar*

[Crystalbear]

Things Hamstarz and I would say!

Yuri:I love you

Hamstarz:Lets do it!

*stabs her*

I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT!!!

[Inuyasha-sama]

what the?

[Crystalbear]

I knew she'll make a post like that.

*feels like making a NON-GAY thing*

Mika: SHUT UP MIROKU!!!

Sesshomaru: Oh please... shut up all of you.

Shippo: You people are annoying...

Sango: Where's Inuyasha and Kagome btw?

Kikyou: *is behind tree crying*

Mika: It's Kikyou. The one I mistoke for killing my tribe of dog-demons.

Miroku: What happened?

Kikyou: Inuyasha and Kagome are "doing it".

Mika: *is clueless* doing what?

Sango: *takes Shippo away*

Shippo: Blast.. not another mature talking with them.

Yeah.. mine stinks.

[Inuyasha-sama]

uhhhhhh that was good...

[Crystalbear]

(Another one)

There is this huge hotspring. There's a fence in the middle of it making the hotspring looks like it's two. One side is for women. The other side is for men.


*Kagome, Sango and Mika are in the girl's side*

*Inuyasha, Miroku and Sesshomaru are on the boy's side*

Kagura: *behind a tree* Good... Mika, Sesshomaru and Inuyasha don't sense me.....

*uses wind to throw a boulder at them*

*boulder misses at hits the fence*

*fence falls down*

Girls: AHHH!!!

Miroku: Huh? ...... *is feeling very horny*

Kagura: 0_0;

[Inuyasha-sama]

good one

[Crystalbear]

(countiuing)

*Inuyasha and Sesshomaru bonk Miroku on his head*

Sesshomaru: Leave Mika alone!

Inuyasha: Leave my Kagome alone.

*Naraku appears behind Kagura*

Kagura: Oh.. Naraku.

Naraku: You haven't killed them... but I won't miss this for the world. Maybe the women would get raped to death.

Kagura: Some how.. I doubt it.

Sango: No one's going to protect me from Miroku?

Mika: And no one's going to protect me Sesshomaru?

Kagome: And no one's going to protect me from Inuyasha?

[Inuyasha-sama]

HA HA HA HA


Inuyasha:I'm going to get you!

[Crystalbear]

Kagome: Si- Wait.. he'll drown in the hot, warm hotspring.

Miroku: Face it.. you love the hotspring.. and you too Sango.

Sango: May be truth... BUT NOT WITH YOU?

Mika: Hello? Sesshomaru is walking closer to me!!

Naraku: *looks at Kanna* Kanna your 8 years old. This for... demons and humans around the age of me and Kagura.

Kanna: Blast.. I always wanted to see this. *walks away*

[Inuyasha-sama]

ha kanna!