Cross punisher...

[J.Kudo]

At last weeks presidental inaguration parade (BTW This is a REAL fact) the secret service banned people from carrying large crosses to the parade, saying they were worred about explosives, and other firearms being disguised inside them... Coincidence, possibly, but who's to say...

(FOr those of you who for some reason don't know the cross punishers are weapons shaped like crosses, the first holds a gun rack in it's top ( I.E. concealed firearms) while the second and third have autocannons mounted inside them (Again concealed firearms) and the second also has a missle launcher mounted in the shortest branch of the cross (Explosives)...

[J.Kudo]

IN a related report (Btw this post is a joke, the previous one was not) the goverment released a bulletin for a priest who carries an oversised cross and forces people to use portable confessionals, he is reported to have an obcenely long middle name that begins with a D.

[Nicholas D. Wolfwood]

Well, go figure, on the second one, but on the first one, I think some people are absolute morons.

[J.Kudo]

that was the U.S. security staff... we are all doomed...

[Arkolyte]

lol wow that's weird...the government is getting paranoid
well, i guess they're payed to be paranoid so oh well