lol facts about me

[ANGEL OF HELL]

i didnt put this in the pointless-chit-chat cuass i think it wouldent go there so yeah...using my nickname: jarel. for all of you who dont know my real name is JAM. you guys can make up your own if ya want.

[1] What is your middle:
Ashad

[2] What color is your mailbox:
white...like those white devils! (lol im kidding)

[3] Last time you kissed somone:
i kissed myself 5 min. ago...talk about hardcore porn

[4] Have you ever hit a deer:
I crushed one with my bare hand yesterday

[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
when a bridge is in my way, i dont drive over the bridge, the bridge goes under me

[6] Do you get the paper delivered to your house in the morning:
as of yesterday im delivering papers from 1am to 7am

[7] Who checks the mail in your house?
I make the mail get its lazy ass over to me

[8] how many tv's are in your house?
jarel doesent watch tv, tv watches jarel for in fear that it might get punched in its wire-like nads

[9] Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you:
ha! jarel doesent download ringtones, ringtones download Jarel

[10] What do you do first in the morning?
Jarel doesent do anything first in the morning, the morning does jarel first

[11] What brand is your printer?
i dont need a printer, im so good, paper comes out of my ass

[12] Do you enjoy fighting with people:
people stay away from jarel...just ask the one testicled man down the street.

[13] Is your hair naturally straight or curly:
the hairs on my head are so scared of me, they wrap up in a fetile position. scientists call this "curly"

[14] Who was your kindergarten teacher:
me. I went back in time to teach myself how to woop ass

[16] Are you taller than your mother:
i gave birth t myself. so technically im the same size

[17] Do you have a favorite word:
HA! words favor me!

[18] Are you good?:
if you look up good in the dictionary it will say: why is the world so evil? because Jarel xame along and wooped good right in its golden nads, and sent it straight to hell

[19] What do you do to get over a broken heart?
my heart is mad of titanium alloy steel, so it aint breaking

[20] Do you have a deep dark secret:
I'm a level 97 mage on ever quest

[21] Drink of choice:
Jarel doesent need drink, drink needs jarel

[22] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens:
ha! i brought color into this world! back in the year 1735 ad, there was four monks of colors...the second they were born i crushed their heads with my hand, and color came spilling from their skulls. the world filled with color. now those "colored pens" are actually filled with the brain juice of those infants.

[23] Does anything hurt on your body right now:
Jarel doesent feel pain, pain feels Jarel

[24] Do you often cry during movies:
water is so afraid of jarel that it comes seeping out of his eyes in terror

[25] Do you hate your life:
life needs Jarel. Jarel says life can go screw a dog in its anus

[26] Do you get mad easily:
JAREL MITCHELL DOES NOT [censored] GET MAD!

[27] Do you drink to get drunk:
"drunk" is a term used when people rely on the soul of Jarel to come woop some ass

[28] What is your biggest pet peeve:
that Chuck Norris isconsidered better than jarel.

[30] Do any of your friends have kids?
I have given birth to the first baby. when scientists saw this, they noticed i had grown "breasts" and a "vagina". They called this transformation a "woman" then they cloned me, so every "women" was made in my image

[31] If you could have a threesome with any 2 celebrities, who would they be?
it would be better ifi had a threesome with myself. that would be orgasmic!

[34] Do you have any friends?
who needs friends when you have Jarel?

[35] Do you have any mean friends?
HA! "mean" does not apply to jarel. the true meaning of "mean" is some skank who bitches and complains cause she aint the father of my baby!

[36] What is the ugliest color in your opinion:
humans are ugly in my opinion

[37] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand?
well i cant stand mortal humans so i eat them for lunch

[38] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff?
no, but a cliff felt like diving off me once

[39] Have you ever been fired from a job:
jobs dont fire me, i "fire" them, by sending their poor ass, mcdonald working, filth, wich they like to call a soul, to hell

[40] What year was your house built:
the house is made of Jarel so it lasts forever

[41] When was the last time you slept in someone elses bed:
i dont sleep...i wait

[42] What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now?
[censored] brands, i wear jarel cause its the sexiest thing alive

[43] How tall are you:
as tall as i want

[44] What is the closest green object:
the sight of the green blood coming out of the alien filthbag skulls

[45] What is on your feet:
jarel doesent have feet, feet need jarel to walk

[46] Do you always wear underwear?
there is no size underwear to fit the poisonous snake dwelling in my pants

[47] Do you want to have kids?
refer to question 30

[50] Who is the last person (a friend you have) who you would expect to be gay?:
every male becomes gay when they see Jarel

[51] Do you know how to draw:
i dont draw, i create

[52] Whats your mother's middle name?
ashad. refer to questions 1 and 30

[53] Stupidest movie you ever saw:
the one that didnt have jarel in it

[54] Do you collect comic books:
they only call them comic books because when they saw me taking out the the fetus of an antelope and eating it, they feared that they would be next, so instead of calling them "fear books", they called them comic books, so they could have something to look forward to before they get inpailed by my large snake.

[55] Do you look like your dad?
I am my own father

[56] Do you have any TV shows on DVD:
who needs DVD when you have JAREL

[57] Are you wearing makeup:
those filthy humans only look more like crap on a sidewalk when they put on makeup

[58] Do you have a tattoo:
tatto's fear jarel so they slither away when they are applied

[59] If you won the lottery, what would you do with the money?
I would make a porno featurng Jarel, and only Jarel

[61] How many pairs of underwear do you have:
I dont wear underwear, i already said my snake was to large

[62] Is there something you want to tell someone, but you
haven't?

no, because any secret is swallowed by my soul
[63] Who is your hero:
Jarel

[64] Who'd you last IM:
IM= Impailed multiple times which means pamela andersen with my large snake

[65.] Do you work a lot of hours?
i do whatever Jarel wants

[67] Who was the last person that called you?
my snake called me. he wanted to know who was his next victom

[69] Do you know where your family name originated from?
every1 is originated from jarel

[70] Is there any animal that creeps you out?
jarel doesent fear anything but his large snake

[Mai]

Um..Why did you want this thread removed?

[Nathan~Chevalier]

i think is Obvious

[Gyro Zeppeli]

Umm okay, thats random

[Neon_Genesis]

And the point of this is........?

[Raoul Duke]

And the point of this is........?

to show us how much of a [censored] he is, oh, replace [censored] with cool

[Neon_Genesis]

lol

[SexiKakashi]

And the point of this is........?

to show us how much of a [censored] he is, oh, replace [censored] with cool

Hmm, and I am the dumb one yes?


"Replace [censored] with cool" Fix your grammar ^^