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i was peeing the other day, and the top hit my fully erect dic and now i cant have sex for a while :( it suxs i cant even get my dic licked
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ouch, that's gotta hurt!
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god that would totaly bite. how long?
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Holy [censored] dude, that sucks. That put your out of commission for almost 2 weeks right?
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about a week now and am really weally frostrated i feel blue balls every day it hurts for the love of god it hurts.
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yeah i know what thats like. wow thats a total bummer. i would like never lift the seat again! XD
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you can always do what they do in a Chinese public restroom; let it loose all over the seat.
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XD nice. XD
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The sight will haunt forever haunt my friend. The poor poor soul. It was still pretty funny when I heard him scream "Oh God!" in sheer terror.
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Blue Haired Jesus wrote:The sight will haunt forever haunt my friend. The poor poor soul. It was still pretty funny when I heard him scream "Oh God!" in sheer terror.
Indeed. Poor poor Hardee-san. xD
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XDDDDDDDD
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