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how do two Morbidly Obese people....around 500 lbs. each have sex?

I saw a couple that were both supporting members of McDonald's and needed DDD bras badly. I saw them walking through the mall eating on the way inside and the way out....so here the question lies....

How do they have hot vigorous sex? Not something I'd wanna dream about but...seriously.
Or want myself...i have someone that's not in any sense related to this question. thanks much.
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I think you may already know the answer - which is they probably cant. Even if they could I would forbid it.
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lol. oddly enough I know the answer to this. They can have sex but they have a hard time cause the males penis usually doesn't stay in too well. where did I learn this? lol. some old lady who takes phone calls late at night and answers them.
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Sex-talk with Sue XD.


Or whatever.


Anyway.


Nobody cares about how they procreate.
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Pennyroyal Tea wrote: Nobody cares about how they procreate.
It should be [censored] illegal for God's sake.
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The Evil Russell Crowe wrote:
Pennyroyal Tea wrote: Nobody cares about how they procreate.
It should be [censored] illegal for God's sake.
Pennyroyal Tea should be [censored] illegal for Allah's sake
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Jasse wrote:
The Evil Russell Crowe wrote:
Pennyroyal Tea wrote: Nobody cares about how they procreate.
It should be [censored] illegal for God's sake.
Pennyroyal Tea should be [censored] illegal for Allah's sake
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I'm sure you'll find out some day Aiden.
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lmfao. wtf? why the intrest in such a disgusting thing? have a masochistic streak that needs indulging?
lmao

theres only one thing to describe what that would look like.

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Amray wrote:I'm sure you'll find out some day Aiden.
I'm not that fat. Not even close... >_>
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Why the need to ask this question? I'm just wondering :|
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would the guy even find the right flab of fat to put it in before he goes limp??
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I don't think they can. But wait, what if.... nope. No way. Think about it, two fat people trying it in every posistion.... nope. don't work out, the flab would get in the way.

Lesson: Lay off the Mcdonalds so you can have sex.
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I eat Mcdonalds food everyday and work at Mcdonalds but I sure as hell can [censored] all night in every position.
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Jasse wrote:I eat Mcdonalds food everyday and work at Mcdonalds but I sure as hell can [censored] all night in every position.
I work there too. Well, technically. I haven't worked since February I think. I'm never on the schedule because the assistant manager doesn't like me. :D
But seriously, that kind of food will catch up with you. Pretty gross stuff. Except for the ice cream. That's my weakness. :(
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I reckon there's too much sugar in them, I like the Big Macs =D
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