Anime sick jokes

[Annaxubella]

Joey: my balls hurt
yugi: why is that
Joey: my thongs too tight

[Shaun]

Yami: Now I summon Dark Magician Girl.
*Dark Magician Girl appears on the field*
Marik: Are you going to attack me Pharaoh?
Yami: Just give me a minute.

[Annaxubella]

that's not a sick joke.. that's just plane mess up ( but I'll give you a 10 )

[Shaun]

It's meant to bit sick, what does a man do when they see a sexy woman?

[guest-annaxubella]

what if dark magician girl is naked(that would be sick)

[Shaun]

Cool.

[Symos]

If you want a dirty joke about yugioh, it involves the Scapegoat card. Do the math.

[Shaun]

What?

[Symos]

Scapegoat produces 4 sheep tokens. Some people have 'relations' with sheep. Get it now?

[WAKAI]

Scapegoat produces 4 sheep tokens. Some people have 'relations' with sheep. Get it now?

i knew it i knew it was a bar yard love joke

[Annaxubella]

(annaxubella is Ac)(yugi and Ac share the same room)

...annaxubella wakes up at 7 am
A]huh where's yugi?... mmm I'll take a bath

...while she was taking a bath, yugi came into her room

Y]Ac where are you...mmmmaybe I'll get dressed

..while yugi was dressing up, Ac came into the picture

A]huhuh yugi (look at his private parts)
Y]huh Annaxubella watch it, you should of knock
A]me how should I know... we share the room

[Shaun]

Scapegoat produces 4 sheep tokens. Some people have 'relations' with sheep. Get it now?

What do people do to sheep?

[Annaxubella]

counting sheeps 1-100.. do you mean that Quaker

[Symos]

Scapegoat produces 4 sheep tokens. Some people have 'relations' with sheep. Get it now?

What do people do to sheep?

Does the term 'sheepshager' mean anything?

If not, forget it.

[Hey]

Scapegoat produces 4 sheep tokens. Some people have 'relations' with sheep. Get it now?

What do people do to sheep?

That was such an innocent question Shaun, suddenly you sound very naive.

[Symos]

I take it Anner you know what I mean?