TOP TEN THING NARUTO CHARACTERS WOULD NEVER SAY

[Azarath_Gen]

Naruto: HOLY CRAP! WHAT WERE THE FASHION POLICE THINKIN WHEN GIVING ME THIS WARDROPE. I LOOK LIKE RAINBOW BRIGHT ON CRACK!

Sakura (to Sakue): You know, you could've just told me you were gay.

Pakkun (to Kakashi): How do you expect me to have a social life when you keep summoning me to go sniff someone's A**!

[Nyx]

I sense my touch is needed here...

Sasuke: *skipping along* I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gayyyy!! And I pity any nin who isn't me tonight. I feel charming, oh so charming...

uPhail if you don't know the song. The musical is optional.