-You perform a canon ball dive into a pool while yelling "Spirit Bomb!"
-Your house has an anime room.
-You and your friends flash peace signs and take girlish poses when you are happy.
-You get an anime tattoo. even though you're scared of needles.
-Your walls are covered in wallscrolls and posters from your favorite series.
-If you use the term 'Kawaii' for describing everything.
-You try to convince your girlfriend that 'cat ears' and 'tail' really looks good on them.
-You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you dont speek Japanese...
-You spent hours looking through your library for a copy of "The Universe of Four Gods"
-You have legally changed your name to that of your favorite charcter.
-You wear a necklace and fall down everytime someone says sit boy.
-You insist on having an entrance that includes spotlights, music, and raining cherry blossoms (while you hold a rose if you're a guy).
-Your only dream is to attend Tokyo U with a girl you haven't seen in 15 years.
-You play an instrument and you nick name it Inuyasha
-For valinetines day you buy a stuffed dog and make up your on japanese name for it
-If you get mad at you teacher and draw a picture of her as a anime demon cat
-You wtch Iron Chef constanly to pick up great recipes ( haven't done it but plan to )
-You've bought a twenty dollar ring in the shaped of a dragon to show off at school.
-You always have your hair covering your left eye and always fliping it so you look like a anime character.
-You think that falling flat on your back with your legs in the air is a normal reaction to big news.
-You are worried because you don't have several desirable members of the opposite sex frantically trying to make you fall in love with them.
-You shave a cresent moon onto your cats head, dye the cat purple, then take it to school and insist it's Luna, your talking cat.
-You go around town trying to eat donuts and act all crazy-like, all the while saying you're Vash the Stampede.
-To resolve a conflict, you insist in a duel.
-The employees at Gamestop know you, and tell you when you walk in if they've gotten a new shipment of anime DVDs.
-You've gotten angry at someone and placed two fingers on your forehead shouted the word "Makanekasopo!" (specail beam cannon or light of death) and then poked them in the eye.
-You waste countless amounts of hair gel to get that "Goku look"
-You map out points in Tokyo where the Dragons of Earth might attack
-You believe it is possible for a person to be severly beaten in the head with a large hammer, stick, etc...and still come out alive.
-You have a moment of confusion whenever you go to school because there are no girls in those tiny little skirts that come with their school uniform
-You yell out 'Baka hanyou Inu-Yasha!' at your birthday party and everyone (except your parents) knows you're talking to your boyfriend.
-You tell your parents you need to stay out past curfew to save the colonies.
-Each time you see a stray animal, you turn your hat sideways and throw one of those plastic Pokeballs Burger King was giving out in their kids' meals yelling, "POKEBALL, GO!"
-You add "no da" to the end of all statements you make
-The majority of your CDs are Japanese or the English version of a Japanese soundtrack or the English soundtrack of an anime that just decided that it would use English in its songs.
-You misplace your manga and someone at school you don't even know gives it to you saying they knew it was yours.
-You incorporate Japanese, somehow, into every class.
-You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you dont speek Japanese...
-You use random Japanese words such as baka, kawaii, and hentai.
-You try to read every book from right to left
-You take a break from watching anime to go to your computer (nicknamed Lord Conti) to download anime (for previewing purposes only!
-You constantly say "w00p" after almost every sentance.
-You insist on chopsticks for everyday use.
-Your bookshelf is filled with anime boxed sets and no books
-You stop listening to the radio because english makes no sense to you anymore and it's your first spoken language
-You call yourself "otaku."
-All of your family portraits have been altered to the proper super large eye size.
-Random battles seem to erupt wherever you go.
-You take the time to write messages on your cigarettes, only to burn them right away.
-Your dreams are animated.
-You naru punch all the guys at school, and then wonder why they don't follow you around like keitaro follows naru.
-You hold your eyes really wide all day trying to make them stay big
-Duct tape is really funny to you and most of your threats involve taping people to walls.
-When you're washing dishes you yell out "SUPAH WAVE SMASHUH!" or any water attack.
-You run out of space on your computer because the hard drive is taken up by hundreds of anime pics, mp3s, midis, and music videos.
-You spend all night trying to figure out how many people you can get to go in with you on buying the complete collection of Sailor Moon episodes in Japanese.
-You spend your whole spring break working on an anime webpage.
-You expect to see a teardrop over someone's head when they get embarressed.
-You start to speak with an odd accent.
-You can watch two animes in the same room at the same time and still have the TV off.
-You know your favorite character's bloodtype.
-Knowing Sailor Moon helps you on an Astronomy test.
-You actually get these jokes...
