Lines you'll never hear in an anime

[Dark Wing]

The name should say it all post and laugh your heads off.

Inuyasha
Kagome to Kikyo: Inuyasha's mine!
Kikyo to Kagome: No he's mine!
Inuyasha: ladies please you both can have me
Kagome and Kikyo: OK!

Miroku: Songo I want to be with you no one else.
Songo: Really you mean it?
Miroku: Yes i do.
Songo: (grabs Miroku) At last take off you pants monk.
Miroku:

Yu Yu Hakusho
Hieie: I am the prince of all demons once again!!!!

Toguro: yusuke...I am your father.
Yusuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Botan: I don't get paid enough for this job...

Gundam Wing
Heero: (Looks up Relena's skirt) Hey Relena nice uniform.
Relena:(smacks Heero) Damn you Heero Yuy!

[Dark Lilly]

Need to post a warning at the top.

Swallow your coffee before you read this.

Good stuff!

[Dark Wing]

thanks i'll remember that.

[josh]

LMFAO!


damn it! I got milo everywhere!

thanks guys....

[Dark Wing]

come on it's fun why don't you give it a try Soushi Okita?

[Baka-Tenshi]

I posted these a while ago on a thread similar to this in the Inuyasha forums, enjoy! ^_^
Warning: Do not have any fluids in your mouth when reading these lines, or it may result in a ruined keyboard.
Inuyasha

Inuyasha: Kagome, do you think I could try on your highschool uniform? *flutters eyes*
Miroku: I'm taking an act of celibacy.
Inuyasha: Aren't my ears so cuuuute!

Miroku: Keade! Would you bear my children!
Keade: YES!!!
Inu-gang:
Miroku: I'm desperate!

Rin: Sesshomaru, you suck!
Sesshomaru: God I feel pretty!
Naraku: Piiiiiieeeeeeee...
Kikyo: I've always wanted to be a ballerina!
Shippo: Kagome, would you bear my children? I'm actually a lot older then you think!
Inuyasha: Love and Peace!!! (like Vash)
Sango: Do your loins burn?

[Baka-Tenshi]

More Inuyasha

Inuyasha: I wish I had a tail to go with my ears... I'd look even more cute!!!
Miroku: I no longer find women attractive

Miroku: Kagome! Help me! Sango has been possessed! One minute she's pissed at me, then she starts crying and saying how hot it is, and then she's pissed again!
Kagome: Oh, we discovered what that is in the future. She's just going through her period.
Miroku: ...What a dreaded curse this 'period' is then...

Sesshomaru: I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty, and whity, and briiigght.
Rin: I love you Jaken!

Glowing aura surrounding Naraku: See this? See this glowing? Not a lot of people can do the glowing. Come get some of this glowing. I'm gonna chew on your soul and floss with your ki. I read that somewhere, but I'll do it.

Inuyasha: OW! You hit me! Yo-you hit me you big meanie!! WAAAAAAAAH!!!

Kagome: Sit!
"Inuyasha hits the ground*
Kagome: Moonwalk!
*Inuyasha begins moonwalking*
Kagome: Take off your clothes and come with me!
Inuyasha: Now that won't work!
Kagome: *puppy dog eyes*
Inuyasha: .......Damn....

Shippo: Where do babies come from?
Sango: Do your loins still burn?
Keade: I feel like getting drunk!
Inuyasha: I wonder if I could sell the Tetsusaiga for a School girl Uniform?
Miyoga: Do not worry! Miyoga the flea will defeat all enemies! HYAAAAA!
Shippo: YO, yo homeys, waas up?

[Baka-Tenshi]

Yu Yu Hakusho

Yusuke: Can't we solve our problems with more peaceful means? *stars in his eyes*
Yusuke and Taguru: HUGS AND KISSES FOR ALL!!!
Kuwabara: I don't need a woman, FOR I AM THE LONELY WARRIOR!!!
Kurama: Hmm.... I wonder what shirt goes with my hair?
Heie: Flowers are so pretty
Kayko: I will kill you all, and become the supreme ruler of the wooooorld!!!


Yusuke: Darn! The spirit gun failed!!
Taguru: That's right Yusuke, you've lost, it's time to die...
Yusuke: I have one more trick up my sleeve!!!
*grabs a curtain, covers himself... and reappears in Sailor Moon fuku, and holding one of those magical staffs*
Sailor Yusuke: EVIL BEWARE! MOON POWER!! PINK SUGER HEART ATTACK!!!
Taguru: .......You win, now excuse me while I find a bathroom and throw up....

[Baka-Tenshi]

FLCL

Haruko: Hmm... I wonder how I should organize Noata-dono's toy collection, with his textbooks? Color coordinated or Alphabetical?
Noata: O_o ...Who are you and what have you done with the real Haruko? And what's up with the accordian on your back? What happened to your guitar?
Haruko: Rock and guitars are disgustingly noisy, I've now taken up polka.
Noata: WHO THE F*** ARE YOU?!?

Noata: Big eyebrows are what's 'In'!
*entire FLCL cast has giant eyebrows... even the robots.*
FLCL crew: BIG EYEBROWS ROCK!!
Amarao: Mwahahahah!
:obviously the FLCL crew our under mind control:

Haruko: It-It-It's ATOMSK!!
Noata: .....THAT GIANT, FREAKIN, TURKEY IS THE REASON YOU'VE BEEN HITTING ME?!?!
Haruko: ....Yeah....
Noata: If I didn't confess my love for you...

Noata: Auuugh... my head... AHHHH!!!
*suddenly the horn on Noata's head grows, and out comes--! Chi from Chobits???*
Chi: Chi!
Noata: ...... Now how come stuff like this can't come out of my head more often!?

[WAKAI]

ginji and ban midou


ban:dude weres my car
ginji:*laughs*dude weres ur car
ban:dude seriously weres my car
ginji: dude weres my car

and so on but am lazy as hellz

[Sanger Zomvolt]

hahaha, that's some funny sh!t, here, I got one
Mazinger Z
Kouji Kabuto: Rocket Punch!!!! (hits random evil mecha)
Evil mecha retailates, and its attack bounces off chest armor
Kouji Kabuto: Hahaha, hit me with everything you got, my Mazinger Z is invincible!
Guy on the ground: Yo, monster dude, why don't you aim for the head? where the cockpit is?
Kouji Kabuto:...Shut up!!!

[Dark Wing]

Not bad but can you top these.
Warning: Do not have any fluids in your mouth when reading these lines, or it may result in a ruined keyboard if is not at fualt.


Trigun
Millie *pointing at Wolfwood*: Look, Meryl, a non-pædophilic priest.
Wolfwood: That's it, I'm becoming a Buddhist, or maybe a Muslim. Even scientology is better than this.

Yu-Gi-Oh
Kaiba: Yugi..let's be friends.

Kiaba:Go Blue eyes toon dragon

Yugi: Go Pikachu!

Neon Genesis Evangelion
Asuka: (in a weak, subservient voice) Yes, commander.

Shinji: Father, it's parents day at school....
His father: I can't go....take one of the Rei clones with you....

Gundam Seed
Kira *in the middle of a battle*: go go go power rangers!!

Cagalli: O_O OMG! I like that pink dress over there it'd like, TOTALLY match with my purse!

Sailor Moon
All the sailor scouts at the same time: It's Morphing time!

[Ying-Darkness]

Yu-Gi-oh

Kaiba-oh my gosh Yugi, who does your hair it'd so pointy
Tea-I hate friendship, it's a bunch of bulls***

Yugi-Yami, are you gay
Yami- what gave it away
Yugi-your tight pants
Yami-oh

Trigun

Vash-Knives do you want my gun
Knives-no, I'm so like totally over guns. I'm into Barbies now! Yay!

Milly-Mr.Priest do you have a tampon
Wolfwood-Why of course I have a life supply

[GarbageCat]

Inuyasha:
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Rin: Lord Fluff! Lord Fluff! I have to tell you something!
Sesshomaru: *twitch* My name isnt Lord Fluff...
Rin: Yea yea, whatever...BUT I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!!!
Sesshomaru: What is it then, Rin?
Rin: I ate Jaken ^_^
Sesshomaru: o_O;;;
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*Sango and Kagome are talking when...*
InuYasha: *running around screaming like a girl* EEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!
Kagome: Whats wrong InuYasha?!?!
Sango: Yeah...people will wonder o.0
InuYasha: But. . .but. . .I BROKE A NAIL!!!!!! *continues to run around and scream*
Kagome and Sango: O.o
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Kouga: MUTTFACE!!!
InuYasha: You outta be put down for rabies!!!
Kagome: ^^U Umm...
InuYasha: Plus, YOU'RE GAY!!!!
Kouga: o.0
InuYasha: YOU WEAR A DAMN MINI SKIRT!!!!!!!!!! XD
Kouga: Its my tribe--
InuYasha: Plus Leggings!
Ayame: *rolling around laughing till she remembers that she's his girlfriend*
Sango: *snickers* He has a point...
InuYasha: AND A BRACELET!!! AND A PONYTAIL!!!
Kouga: Damn...your right...I LUV U!!!! *chases InuYasha*
InuYasha: O.O MAKE HIM STOP MAKE HIM STOP!!! *runs away*
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InuYasha: *sigh* I wonder what it would feel like to touch the sun...
Kagome: ^_^ Want me to help, InuYasha?
InuYasha: Oh Em Geez, you'de do that for me?! T-T *cries*
Kagome: ^_^ Yep!
InuYasha: BRING IT ON!!!
Kagome: *flamethrowers him*
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Naraku:*whispers*...must have eyeliner...must find make-up...
Sesshoumaru:Hahahahaha...I finalley stole what ive allways wanted from the inu gang!
Naraku:What? You actually stole tetsusaiga????
Sesshoumaru: Nope...I got Kagomes mak-up bag!
Naraku: Give it to me, or else...
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...gotta luv Inuyasha...

[.:Insane~Genius:.]

ROFL ATTACK!!!

OMFG Those r hil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deity of death1]

From Naruto:

Naruto: *is eating his ramen when he suddenly chokes and begins to hack* God, this tastes like ^&*(!!
~
Kakashi: *burns his entire collection of Come Come Paradise and struts around Konoha with his mask off*
~
Sakura: Sasuke-kun...will you go on a date with me?
Sasuke:...For the last time, -no-.
Sakura: *crosses her arms* Fine then, you $%^&@#$.
*walks away* Itachi ALWAYS was the sexier one anyways...
~
*After Sasuke rejects her offer...*
Sakura: Ummm...Will you go out with me, Itachi-kun?
Itachi: *raises an eyebrow*
~
Jiraiya: I promise to never, EVER peep on another woman again!!...Well, Naruto, are you writing that down?
Naruto: *sulks* Yeah, Ero-sennin.
~
Gaara: Da**it...
Temari: *blink* What is it?
Gaara: ...I ran out of mascara...and I can't find my eyeliner...Can I borrow yours...?
Temari: "..."
~
Lee: Darn...my eyebrows -are- bushy!!
Gaara: Hn.
Lee: Ahh!! Perhaps I can shave them!!
Gaara: Hn.
Lee: I will shave them until there is no more, just like Gaara-san!!
Gaara: "..."

~
*Moments after Sakura asks Itachi for a date...*
Sasuke: God^&*()^, Itachi, LET GO!!
Itachi: I refuse to, foolish little brother!!
Sakura: *is being tugged to and fro* Umm...you could always share...
Sasuke and Itachi: No!!
~
*After the ramen incident...A ramen-deprived Naruto is a...strange Naruto*
Naruto: I...don't want to be Hokage anymore...Instead, I will be like Jiraiya-sama and will peep in the women's bathhouses!! ^_^ *is proud of himself*
Jiraiya: Words...fail me.
Tsunade: =_= You really -are- a bad influence...


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