Things that the Inuyasha characters will never say!

[Chaos Flame]

*Thinking:What an idiot,that was a tree!Does the tree look like Sango to you?It does not look like Sango to me!!And,believe me,I know Sango!*

that was my wooden sarving of sango! i havent srated working on it yet buit still!

[Crystalbear]

Um.. I have no idea on what other jokes to put here..

[Princess of Death]

*thinking:Okay,Mr.Fluff....fluffy fluffy fluffy...fluffyball*

[Chaos Flame]

*thinking:Okay,Mr.Fluff....fluffy fluffy fluffy...fluffyball*

STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT! THINKING ABOUT THOSE IS DISGUSTING!

[Princess of Death]

*thinking:SICK!SICK!SICK!PSYCOPATH!*

[Chaos Flame]

*thinking:SICK!SICK!SICK!PSYCOPATH!*

I HAVE ESPN U KNOW!

[Princess of Death]

*thinking:okay,now you're just plain stupid*

[Crystalbear]

Rin: Sesshomaru is NOT fluffy. Jaken is.

[Chaos Flame]

Rin:GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME JAKEN!

[Yur!]

Things Hamstarz and I would say!

Yuri:I love you

Hamstarz:Lets do it!

[Inuyasha-sama]

BAKA!!!YOU KNOW I'LL PROTECT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sasami Jurai]

lets see...


Kagome: Inuyasha, Sota loves you, I mean *sighs* he's in love with you. my brother is different so YOU WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME RIGHT? SOTA IS A BOY AND I'M A GIRL! of course, I'm just telling you this, you don't love Sota in romantic way, right! well duh!


Inuyasha: no, you crybaby, I love Sango, geez, what an imbecile.


Sango: I love Inuyasha, Kagome, please flick off!

Miroku: Do you love me Sango?

Sango: No you perv., I love Inu, duh!

Kagome: *cries in corner* Inuyasha! I'm leaving you! sit sit sit sit sit sit sit! *walks off*

Sango: Grrrrr... Kagome, don't hurt my man! *helps Inu up*

Inuyasha: where are you going Kagome, we need you in this journey!

Sango: she'll come back, she's a crybaby and a weakling, she's a bubble head, she'll definately come back, she's a hopeless no-brainer!

Inuyasha: *laughs* you're right!

Sango: *laughs* well, it's the truth!


*Kagome is in forest*

Kagome: I'm gonna get high and do it with Sesshy, then Inuyasha will get jealous and love me back!


*Sesshy is also in forest and hears her*

Sesshomaru: Stupid girl! hey Jaken, do you love me in a romantic way, because I always thought you are you know, a homo.

Jaken: am I? geez...uh no! I love Rin!

Sesshomaru: why! that's it! *kills Jaken*

Rin: Oh no my love Jaken! then who's going to marry me secretly behind fluffy's back?

Sesshy: aaaahhhhhhh! I love you Rin! *grabs Rin and kisses her on lips*

Kagome: this is mess up, oh well, *jumps on Sesshy*

Sesshy: AAHHH I don't love you!

Kagome: you will

Sesshy: oh yeah baby, oh yeah!

Kagome: here comes the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man...

[Inuyasha-sama]

you are messed up!

[Chaos Flame]

Sango:i think we like each enough! lets do it!

Miroku: im sorry sango, ive changed my mind, your a woman and im a man, were just too different!

[Inuyasha-sama]

Sango:i think we like each enough! lets do it!

Miroku: im sorry sango, ive changed my mind, your a woman and im a man, were just too different!

[Chaos Flame]

Miroku: (to sango) [censored] U YOU HORNY FAT ASSED SON OF A [censored]!