>Please note my mother is sick (twisted) and she sends this crap to me, Also some may view a couple of these as racist or whatever, but I'm mixed Half black and half white, and I live with my mother (she's the black one
) So just enjoy the jokes...<
Subject: THE CAT
>A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night -light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.
>They phoned the local cab company and requested a cab. The taxi arrived
>and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.
>>
>>The cat they had put out in the backyard scoots back in their house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries
to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to
get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
>>
>>Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house
>will be empty for the night. She explains to the cab driver that her
>husband will be out soon.
>>
>>"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
>>
>>A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long,"
he says, as they drove away. "That stupid idiot was hiding under the bed. Had
to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
"She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her
>in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me. But it worked.
I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the backyard!"
>>
>>The cab driver hit a parked car.............
>Subject: Leroy
>
>
>LEROY THE GOLD-TOOTHED REINDEER
> HAD A VERY NAPPY FRO
> AND IF YOU EVER SAW HIM
> HE WAS AT THE LIQUOR STO
> ALL OF LEROY'S HOMEBOYS
> USE TO PLAYA HATE HIS GAME
> BUT THEY CAN'T MESS WITH LEROY
> 'CAUSE HE GOT A BIG OLE THANG
> THEN ONE SMOGGY CHRISTMAS DAY
> SANTA CAME TO SAY
> LEROY HAVE YOU SEEN MY SLEIGH
> I KNOW YOU HAD IT THE OTHER DAY
> SO LEROY BROKE OUT RUNNIN'
> AND SANTA PULLED OUT HIS NINE
> AND SANTA SHOT POOR LEROY
> DEAD IN HIS BLACK BEHIND....
>
>
