translate english to japanese

[~GhOsTy~]

can some one please translate this into japanese for me i know it sounds weird but pleeeeease and i'll love you forever please

-if you are lying
I will hang alive on a tree,
Until you are starving

-if you speak the truth,
I don’t really care if you do the same to me.

-I begin to doubt the trickery’s of the fiend
That lies like truth “you have nothing to fear until birnam wood comes to dunsinane” and now a wood comes to dunsinane. Prepare your selves

- if what he claims is to appear,
I will have no way to escape to escape

I am tired of being outside
I wish the world was how it use to be

Ring the alarm let the wind blow it’s ruins here
At least we’ll die with armour on our back’s

thanks in advance to who ever does it

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did i mention i'll love you foreveeer

[HitsuGaya Toushiro]

kiragakura kotodam yomukishna. kolagokure
gukunaamma likgama troshei kunos kaligure
lashiture. hmatamhiashi desuka.
majenai nosa.poligaream gokotama.

[Ryukon]

kiragakura kotodam yomukishna. kolagokure
gukunaamma likgama troshei kunos kaligure
lashiture. hmatamhiashi desuka.
majenai nosa.poligaream gokotama.

...um...totemo wakarimasen.

I think waiting for 芸者男の子-san is in order...

[Alexiel Strife]

SOO desu ne!! WAKARIMASEN
I think this guy really thinks he can speak japanese or is very lonely

[Ryukon]

I can't really make much sense out of any of that...

"desu ka" I can understand. The "jenai" I think was suppose to be "ja nai", but other than that...

I don't mean to offend neither, but...I totally cannot make much out of anything else.

[Alexiel Strife]

He's a total baka!....
kudanai.
so are you going to help the girl Ryukon?

[HitsuGaya Toushiro]

actually, I was playing. lol. You shouldn't have called me an idot.

[Ryukon]

He's a total baka!....
kudanai.
so are you going to help the girl Ryukon?

now, now...

As for me helping? I wish. These are more of a poetic sense than your regular sentencing, so it's not something I can do of just yet.

Another thing is that I can barely make them into polite formats for that matter. So...

To Hokage-san: lol. You were entertaining though.

[HitsuGaya Toushiro]

do address me as Hokage-kun

[Alexiel Strife]

Sorry Hokage-kun
I like Japanese and I hate when people fake like they can speak it.

[HitsuGaya Toushiro]

I do too.

[Ryukon]

Well, the person could have some knowledge of Japanese, but sometimes they just go through a phase I guess.

Though I agree. Those kind of people sometimes get on my nerves too.

ごめんなさい、ホカゲくん

I wonder where 芸者男の子-san is...

I'd answer his user name in Japanese thing, but I don't think it's my business.

[asdfsdf]

Sorry Hokage-kun
I like Japanese and I hate when people fake like they can speak it.

And yet you say, "HE'S A TOTAL BAKA!" ... hmm. I like japanese, and disapprove of making English-Japanese sentences.

Personally I think it's worse to do this. My opinion though. maybe I'm just a "total baka" I dunno.

[Ryukon]

(I was wondering where you were, by the way. Haven't seen you posting that's why)

[Alexiel Strife]

No your right I'm right I need to spot making japanese-english sentences

[Soulstealingangel]

I feel stupid even tho my boyfriend is japanese and i know maybe a few words . . . you guys make me feel so incompetent, especially since i want to moveto japan w/ him and become a manga artist . . .