what the inuyasha characters would never say

[Three Guesses]

naraku-*looking at pictures* and here`s the picture of little baby kagura, wasn`t she soooo cute

kagura-hey kanna, dont you just love these clothes!!! well except this makes me look so fat

miroku-kagome, put on some clothes that are a decent length

miroku-jakotsu, will you bear my children

sesshoumaru-a fire hydrant!!!

[Yoko Moura]

lololollolollo awsome ookami!

[Yoko Moura]

Naraku: I am hating this color who likes black?? I am going to start to wear pink its so lively! i must have it all!

Sesshomaru: Jaken your a toad right? .... Frog legs anyone?

Kikyo: Kaede does this make me look fat? Tell me the truth.

Shippo: I like Vegetables they r so healthy! Mmm mmm good

Miroku: I think that i will poke at this hole in my hand..... look at that its a tunnel!

[Ying-Darkness]

Sesshomaru-Jakken will you be my mate

Inuyasha-Kikyo can you go back to the dead

Sango-Miroku can you touch my butt

Miroku-all women are ugly

Shippou-I hate Kagome

[Kira]

Kagura: Naraku, u can keep my heart..ill just take Sesshomaru's
Naraku: Kagura,Kanna, tell me the truth...should i wear blue eye shadow or red?
Kanna: Kagura, check my temperature i think im sick...because im pale!!
Miroku: Sango, im leaving u
Sango: Miroku, go find someone esle to bear ur children

[Aoi Tsuki]

[kagomeH]

Sango:im pergent..and we dont know who the father is!
Inuyasha:kagome bear my child!
Kagome:no im with Miroku!

[Yodama man]

oh and if Sango was pregent it would be me

[*Shadow Samurai *]

Inuyasha: Love you Kagome!

Kagome: Oh? really!

Inuyasha: yeah, I'm serious!

Kagome:*blushes*

Inuyasha: Look at this face, would I lie to you?

Kagome: Ah? No?

Inuyasha: I be here to protect you and Kikyo the ones I love!

Kagome: *sure look* Really?

Inuyasha: Would I?

Kagome: Oh, Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: hopes are deep!

Kagome: SIT BOY!!!

Inuyasha: Kagome?!

Kagome: *giggles* *cries laughing out loud*

[puffster]

inuyasha: kagura..i love you
kagome: naraku...i love you
shippo: I WILL KILL YOU ALL MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
miroku: women are so boring...
sango: *rubs mirokus ass*

[demon among angels]

Naraku *reads Miroku's speacial magazine*

Sesshomaru: Row, row row your boat, gently down the stream...

Miroku: Sango, can you bear Inu Yasha's children?

Souta: Hey sis, heres a leash for Inu Yasha.

Kaede: *insert fiery backround* INU YASHA! YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!

Naraku: Does this monkey skin make me look fat?

Sango: Miroku, Im going to take a bath... Im scared of going alone... Can you come with me?

[Sango]

oh and if Sango was pregent it would be me

Uh, how can I say this nicely. . .

NO @#^%*&$ WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Things they would never say. . . I think I'll make a big list first and then post it.

[kagomeH]

Sango never knew!!

[hanyou_gurl]

What? I would be sick! Even Sesshie is the only one to touch my hands and my slick moves in battle!
Jaken! Unless
Sesshie sexy ass, cool looks
Rin priceless [censored]

[Sango]

I finally made the first part of the list!!!

Things They Would Never Say:

Kagome: I think the feudal era needs a few "Wac Donalds".

Inuyasha: Kagome, can I have some of that flea and tick shampoo? And a flea collar. . .

Miroku: I think I'll wait here. The girls should have some privacy.

Shippou: I hate coloring.

Sango: I need more sake.

Kanna: (on the phone) You're gonna die in SEVEN DAYS.

Kagura: I wonder if Naraku will like my hair like this. . .

Naraku: Just give me the stupid banana already!!!

Kouga: Well, I've got the fuzzy mini skirt and the headband, All I need is the make-up and high heeled shoes.

Sesshoumaru: *sticks his tongue out at random people and runs away yelling* You can't catch me!!!

Jaken: How come whenever we play follow the leader I always have to follow Sesshoumaru?

Rin: I think I'll run away and be raised by wolves. . .


Things They Might Say:

Kagome: Inuyasha! You're injured!!! Quick, someone call the vet!!!

Inuyasha: You people are givig me a headache. Let's take a break.

Miroku: I'm really getting sick of wearing this dress.

Shippou: You go ahead and fight. I think I'll take a nap instead.

Sango: Kagome? Can you get me some of that pepper spray you were talking about?

Kanna: Kagura, why do I have to carry the mirror all the time?

Kagura: I'm so bored. Find a hapy place, find a happy place, find a happy place. . .

Naraku: Why am I wearing a baboon fur. It's the middle of summer!!!!!!!

Kouga: I''m still trying to figure out why I carry this sword. Is it even a real katana?

Sesshoumaru: (thinking) <<Uh oh, I think I'm lost. They don't know that, so I'll pretend I know where I'm going.>>

Jaken: I think Lord Sesshoumaru cares more about Rin than me. It's not nice to have favorites!!! I need a hug.

Rin: We're playing simon says and I'm simon so everyone has to do what I say.



Songs They Would Never Sing:

Kagome: "Matchmaker" -Fiddler On The Roof

Inuyasha: "Irish Drinking Song" -Who's Line Is It Anyway

Miroku: "Paris Origional" -How To Succede In Business Whithout Really Trying

Shippou: "Forsaken" -Disturbed (Queen of the Damned)

Sango: "All That Jazz" -Chicago

Kanna: "It's A Small World After All" -Disney

Kagura: "Cabin Fever" -Muppet Treasure Island

Naraku: "Tomorrow" -Annie

Kouga: "Everybody Wants To Be A Cat" -Aristocats

Sesshoumaru: "Human Again" -Beauty And The Beast

Jaken: "Everybody's Fool" -Evanescence

Rin: "A Pirate's Life For Me" -Pirates of the Carabbean

[Grave]

so true, but i kno a few more things that sesshoumaru wouldnt say:

1. Inuyasha, get out my way, you may get hurt
2. why cant i get hair like that
3. i want to change the world