here's a joke

galfwend · Post by **galfwend** » Nov 05, 2005 10:23pm

=[ i dont get it

Red · Post by **Red** » Nov 06, 2005 9:09am

yo mama so fat, she walked past the tv and i missed 5 episodes of friends.

she so dumb she tripped over a courtless phone.

SYL · Post by **SYL** » Nov 17, 2005 5:46pm

halo wrote:theres a mexican and a black guy in a car,who's driving? the cop. hahahahahahahahah...o god im goin 2 hell.

wats w/ u and mexicans

Mrs. Vengeance · Post by **Mrs. Vengeance** » Dec 06, 2005 7:33pm

Enough with the Mexicans!

What do X-Boxes and Michael Jackson have in common?

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They're both plastic and little boys turn them on!

SYL · Post by **SYL** » Dec 06, 2005 7:40pm

lmao

GOOD ONE

car2ie · Post by **car2ie** » Dec 06, 2005 9:06pm

Ooooh, ooooh, I have one:
What's 150 feet long and has false teeth?

The front row at a Rolling Stones show.

Mrs. Vengeance · Post by **Mrs. Vengeance** » Dec 07, 2005 8:22pm

Here's a corny one I made up.

What's the current temperature in hell?

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666 Degrees Fahrenheit!

halo · Post by **halo** » Jun 20, 2006 6:23pm

Dude Im mexican chill man chill.

halo · Post by **halo** » Jun 20, 2006 6:24pm

here's another 1. your mama so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on the scale!

GravyTrain · Post by **GravyTrain** » Jul 12, 2006 7:30pm

Your momma so fat, she got baptised at Sea World.

thedarkconquerer · Post by **thedarkconquerer** » Sep 01, 2006 2:06am

why dont you swerve to hit a lawyer on a bike?

because its probably your bike!

$\:D/$

Coin~operated Boy<3 · Post by **Coin~operated Boy<3** » Sep 01, 2006 6:30pm

dude i just love it when people tell a racist joke and then there all like well my friends that told me it are (insert race here) so its ok.

Gyro Zeppeli · Post by **Gyro Zeppeli** » Sep 04, 2006 10:55pm

Yo momma is so fat that she entered a fat contest she won 1st, 2nd, and 3rd prize.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A pizza doesnt scream when you throw it in an oven

Yami Haga-Ryuzaki · Post by **Yami Haga-Ryuzaki** » Jan 08, 2007 6:40am

Half expecting to see the Aristocrats joke here...

Yo Momma's so ugly, they're going to move Halloween to her Birthday

What's the only thing stopping your Mom going to Jenny Kraig?
The Door.

Battousai The Manslayer · Post by **Battousai The Manslayer** » Jan 08, 2007 5:50pm

Your Mamma's so fat even Naruto doesn't believe it!!!!

OH!!!! What now!?!?!?!?

Optimus Prime · Post by **Optimus Prime** » Mar 31, 2007 12:42pm

Red wrote:yo mama so fat, she walked past the tv and i missed 5 episodes of friends.

she so dumb she tripped over a courtless phone.

Courtless? You mean cordless?

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