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I will kick your ***

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I thought of a way to make a little extra money the other day since I blew all my money on birth control for my neighbors (who I've been zapping in the crotch with a microwave gun for the last three months to make sure that they don't raise more morons like themselves). So being the ass kicking super hero that I am, I've decided to start a new service on this site:

I will kick your ass for $25. That's right, for a limited time only I'm offering to beat the [censored] out of you for the super low introductory rate of $25. I accept PayPal or cash only (you are responsible for all meals and transportation). For an extra $25, I'll kick your neighbor's ass and beat their pets. Women and children will also cost an additional $5 because I have to put up with constant bitching. If you live in a tall apartment with kids, I'll give you a $5 discount because I can toss your kids through the window, unless they're fat in which case I'll charge you $100 extra for pissing me off.

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hahaha, wow.

that was hilarious
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Yeah, I read that earlier.


"because I have to put up with constant bitching." Priceless, AND the truth.-_-"
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no no no you got it wrong. you see people are supposed to pay you to "tap" their ass, not kick it. you must have been confused. but i do need a sparing partner. and theres nothing more attractive then a boy with a psychological ass kicking disorder. come on over. 8)
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*~Coin-Operated Boy~* wrote:no no no you got it wrong. you see people are supposed to pay you to "tap" their ass, not kick it. you must have been confused. but i do need a sparing partner. and theres nothing more attractive then a boy with a psychological ass kicking disorder. come on over. 8)
nice one!! you have a point too
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Tsukiyumi wrote:
*~Coin-Operated Boy~* wrote:no no no you got it wrong. you see people are supposed to pay you to "tap" their ass, not kick it. you must have been confused. but i do need a sparing partner. and theres nothing more attractive then a boy with a psychological ass kicking disorder. come on over. 8)
nice one!! you have a point too
thanks. 8)
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Gather around Leaf and take your pick
Would you like your ass tapped or you want that [censored] kicked :?:
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depends on whos doing the "tapping"
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XD nice.
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*~Coin-Operated Boy~* wrote:XD nice.
thx :D
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shame on who??
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Tsukiyumi wrote:depends on whos doing the "tapping"
Who would be? :O
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Cold Revolver wrote:
Tsukiyumi wrote:depends on whos doing the "tapping"
Who would be? :O
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*~Coin-Operated Boy~* wrote:
Cold Revolver wrote:
Tsukiyumi wrote:depends on whos doing the "tapping"
Who would be? :O
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HAHAHAHA man leaf reloaded thats funny In fact for $25 i will kick anyones ass and for a bonues a wet willy and bat to head
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