What would you do if you were president of the united states

[Boxcar Bob]

I would change the national Anthem to "Can't Touch This".

I'd hope when adressing the masses you'd remember to wear the parachute pants.

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ahh God I would throw the country into anarchy. first off I would elect Kary as First lady XP

[Pennyroyal Tea]

You're an intelligently functioning individual. You did yourself extreme service by posting in this thread.

Please do so again.

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was that directed at me? its not every day I hear "You're an intelligently functioning individual."
its kinda......odd.
My first act as President to gather all physically able ducks and send them to war against the Muffin-hating Russian. unless the ducks all die out from the somewhat arctic-conditions. in
that case I'll consult the underpants gnomes to develop a missile out of those poor duck's underwear, and launch it directly towards Russia. which in most cases will probably miss and somehow hit Australia. because we couldn't figure out step 3.

Step 1: Steal Ducky Underwear
Step 2: Build underwear Missile
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit

[Pennyroyal Tea]

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was that directed at me? its not every day I hear "You're an intelligently functioning individual."
its kinda......odd.
My first act as President to gather all physically able ducks and send them to war against the Muffin-hating Russian. unless the ducks all die out from the somewhat arctic-conditions. in
that case I'll consult the underpants gnomes to develop a missile out of those poor duck's underwear, and launch it directly towards Russia. which in most cases will probably miss and somehow hit Australia. because we couldn't figure out step 3.

Step 1: Steal Ducky Underwear
Step 2: Build underwear Missile
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit

Really? OMG that so can't be true, you're like super smart. I can tell. I know these things.

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some kind of sixth sense? creepy, my sixth sense is I can tell what kind of doughnuts people like. >:3

[Sasami Jurai]

some kind of sixth sense? creepy, my sixth sense is I can tell what kind of doughnuts people like. >:3

What kind of doughnut do I like? =]

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some kind of sixth sense? creepy, my sixth sense is I can tell what kind of doughnuts people like. >:3

What kind of doughnut do I like? =]

Simple, Krispy Kremes......

[Sasami Jurai]

some kind of sixth sense? creepy, my sixth sense is I can tell what kind of doughnuts people like. >:3

What kind of doughnut do I like? =]

Simple, Krispy Kremes......

Oh my gosh you're like... totally right!! o_o AHHH!! *runs*

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my powers are great. ^o^

[Pennyroyal Tea]

my powers are great. ^o^

It's sorta like the saying "genius is limited, but stupidity knows no bounds"

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I find it really hard to believe people are as stupid as they are. *cough cough* miss teen south Carolina *cough* everyone in the link below *cough*
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http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=nnFb1RpK5Qw

[Hardcore]

I'd do stuff. Stuffy stuff. Nd stufz 2.

[The Rage]

Anyways...

I would definately start off with addressing the "so, help me God" part in any and every oath one has to take and act to revise it to something more ambiguous to better recognize the eclectic religious or nonreligious statuses of all citizens.

It baffles me that after all this time, the line between seperation of state and church is still blurred.

[Clamato]

I would hand out muffins and high fructose syrup to help the hungry economy.

[The Rage]

That's another thing. Encourage more mutual aide to get people off their asses and making a use of themselves! >=D

Ah yes, await the evil of the president that will make u loafers work... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!