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ahahaha thats some funny stuff

so this is how you passed gym
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Honey you're home early....
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I wonder whats on Fox tonight....
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Do you take credit cards?
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+ тнє ѕαιηт + wrote:Do you take credit cards?
Aren't you like, fifteen? =/
Decisions to decisions are made and not bought, but I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot. I guess not.
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Iris wrote:
+ тнє ѕαιηт + wrote:Do you take credit cards?
Aren't you like, fifteen? =/
arent you like, 17?
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SASSZAIN wrote:
Iris wrote:
+ тнє ѕαιηт + wrote:Do you take credit cards?
Aren't you like, fifteen? =/
arent you like, 17?
We're allowed to have access to this forum at seventeen.
](*,)
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Iris wrote:
SASSZAIN wrote:
Iris wrote:
+ тнє ѕαιηт + wrote:Do you take credit cards?
Aren't you like, fifteen? =/
arent you like, 17?
We're allowed to have access to this forum at seventeen.
](*,)
............................
Thats tarded..
...
But thats another reason to make you a mod :D I hardly ever (if ever) come here..
wait, i shouldn't say that..oops
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SASSZAIN wrote: ............................
Thats tarded..
Most kids I know did the deed at like 16, so it makes sense.
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Oh I'm serious! I really did forget that I left the hot wax there....
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Where'd the condom go?

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Gaming Goddess wrote:
SASSZAIN wrote: ............................
Thats tarded..
Most kids I know did the deed at like 16, so it makes sense.
you make it sound like murder where just animals and sex is a part of our genetics it should be back to how it was when we lived in caves
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cheetahfear wrote:
Gaming Goddess wrote:
SASSZAIN wrote: ............................
Thats tarded..
Most kids I know did the deed at like 16, so it makes sense.
you make it sound like murder where just animals and sex is a part of our genetics it should be back to how it was when we lived in caves
Sex is a genetic thing. Reproduction and whatnot. Don't know where you're getting murder from, but alright.
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lady-"put a condom on"
wakai-"dont worry i got the clap"
Quick get the revolver and one bullet you were saving for xmas. say no to violence kids
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