FMA plot twist generator

[Gyro Zeppeli]

First letter of your given name

A: Edward Elric
B: Alphonse Elric
C: Hohenheim Elric
D: Sloth
E: Winry Rockbell
F: Kimblee
G: Roy Mustang
H: Riza Hawkeye
I: Alex Armstrong
J: Katherine Armstrong
K: Maes Hughes
L: Glacia Hughes
M: Elysia Hughes
N: Nina Tucker
O: Shou Tucker
P: Rose
Q: Scar
R: Lust
S: Greed
T: Gluttony
U: Envy
V: Lyra
W: Izumi Curtis
X: Pride
Y: Sieg Curtis
Z: Wrath

(Birth Month)

Janurary- was making out with
Feburary- got completely drunk with
March- starred in a great porno film with
April- was making some fried chicken with
May- was wrestling with
June- was sharing lingerie with
July- was stealing diamonds with
August- just took a shower with
September- had a lightsaber duel with
October- dressed like a dominatrix with
November- went to Las Vegas with
December- was trapped inside a bongo with

(first letter of last name)

A: Wrath
B: Sieg Curtis
C: Pride
D: Izumi Curtis
E: Lyra
F: Envy
G: Gluttony
H: Greed
I: Lust
J: Scar
K: Rose
L: Shou Tucker
M: Nina Tucker
N: Elysia Hughes
O: Gracia Hughes
P: Maes Hughes
Q: Katherine Armstrong
R: Alex Armstrong
S: Riza Hawkeye
T: Roy Mustang
U: Kimblee
V: Winry Rockbell
W: Sloth
X: Hohenheim Elric
Y: Alphonse Elric
Z: Ed Elric

(Your birthday number fill in the names you got if necessary)

1- for their honeymoon after they got married
2- to pledge allegiance to Scott McNeil
3- and thats how (person 1) became the next Hokage in the Hidden Leaf Village
4- in a episode of Bobobobo-bobobo
5- because (person 1) had plenty of lube
6- while they were at the Grocery Store
7- because (person 1) won the lottory
8- while they were in church
9- and it happened at Funimation studios
10- all because (person 2) raped (person 1) in prison
11- because (person 2) couldn't believe you can get good coffee for only 99 cents
12- all because (person 1) was working with the US Congress
13- then they went Disco Dancing
14- in a movie directed by Uwe Boll
15- on the set of the Rochy Horror Picture Show
16- to celebrate on how they both won Oscars that night
17- after they had hot sex in a really cheap hotel
18- then they got into a street fight
19- because (person 1) bought (person 2) a beautiful diamond necklace
20- and its now on Youtube
21- and thats how FUNimation got their "special guest" VA talents for their FMA dub
22- because (person 1) seriously needed to get laid
23- and now (person 2) is out for revenge!
24- and thats your Christmas Present so be grateful!
25- while they were at 7th Heaven and got Tifa Lockheart involved in a certain way
26- at my house and I got involved in it!
27- though its why the FMA characters are not in a Kingdom Hearts game
28- then they became Weird Al Yankovich's Backup singing choir
29- because (person 2) was a complete drug addict
30- in a deleted scene from Dragon Quest 4
31- after they were playing on the Nintendo Wii


I got: Edward Elric had a lightsaber duel that night to celebrate how they won the Oscars that night

[AnimeAngel34]

i got: Winry Rockbell starred in a great porno film with Shou Tucker

all because Shou Tucker raped Winry Rockbell in prison

[Gyro Zeppeli]

My friend got a kinky one:

Winry Rockbell just took a shower with Sloth after having hot sex in a really cheap hotel room

[Dark Magic]

I got : Lust was trapped inside a bongo with Greed for their honeymoon after they got married.

[Cloud Leonhart]

I got...

Hohenheim Elric was making out with Pride then they got into a street fight.

[AnimeAngel34]

lol thats odd

[Black-Harmonia]

Katherine Armstrong was stealing diamonds with Envy because Katherine Armstrong had plenty of lube.

mine sucks. its not even funny and didnt make sence. :<

[Gyro Zeppeli]

Katherine Armstrong was stealing diamonds with Envy because Katherine Armstrong had plenty of lube.

Your's sucks

[AnimeAngel34]

really it does

[Black-Harmonia]

Katherine Armstrong was stealing diamonds with Envy because Katherine Armstrong had plenty of lube.

Your's sucks

gee, really?

[Cloud Leonhart]

I believe we can all agree that one did suck...

[AnimeAngel34]

yes we can

[Dark Magic]

With out a doubt

[AnimeAngel34]

yep hey lets see what my bro gets
Greed got completely drunk with Shou Tucker then they went Disco Dancing look this is my bros

[Suba]

I got
Al was trapped inside a bongo with Riza because (person 2) was a complete drug addict

[AnimeAngel34]

ok thats odd...