Episode 3: "Genin Takedown! All nine Rookies Face off BTS"
The alarm clock went off and a hand crawls out from under the covers to turn the sound off. After a few minuets, the covers start to slid off to reveal a black-haired woman and she appeareds to have no clothes on. She shifts her body to her right and wraps her arm around her partner that was sleeping next to her. She opened her eyes and saw the small, blonde-haired boy that looked so peaceful and gentle in his sleep. That boy was Naruto and the woman was Karin. Maybe they were drunk, or maybe they were high, but it was now revealed that Naruto lost his V-card to an older woman.....Karin!
Karin shhok Naruto and tried to wake him up.
Karin: "NARUTO! Naruto, wake up!
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Naruto opened his eyes with a small smile and he tried to shift his body away from Karin.
Karin: "NARUTO! Stop goofing around! I don't know if this is a dream but I think we slept with each other."
Naruto: "Karin, obviously. Don't you remember? We had a couple of drinks, you were a little woozy, and we did it for a while after we both passed out."
Karin: "
! Well then,........OMG!!!! you're late for work!"
Naruto got up in an instant and ran to find some clean clothes. Karin helped him as well and the two headed out the door. On set, Masashi was getting the props organized and all cast and crew members were acounted for, all except Naruto.
Saskue: "Where the hell is Naruto? Just because he's the main character, doesn't mean he gets to be late!"
Kakshi: "Oh shut up Emo! Naruto can do whatever he wants because he's the best."
Saskue: "Shut up you Naruto A** kisser!
. Where is Naruto!?"
Naruto: "Saskue? I'm right here. You seriously need to learn how to cool down."
Saskue's face turned bright red in embarresment and he stormed away from Kakshi and Naruto.
. Naruto signed his name on the sign-in sheet and took a quick scan of his script. the doors flew open and there he was, the legendary actor, Rock Lee
! He walked toward Naruto and reached his hand out. Naruto shook his hand but was more focused on his script.
Lee: "Mr. Uzumaki, as an official character in your series "Naruto", I am quite honored to be in your presence. Unfortunately, I have found some news on you that was given to me by a recently fired source."
Naruto: "What the hell are you talking about? what news?"
Lee: "What I mean is, Haku, he recently left the show did he not?"
Naruto: "Yes but only because he wouldn't have properly "fit" in with the cast in future episodes. But why are you interested in him for?"
Lee: "Before I was a permenant character on this show, I bumped into him and he told me that forbidden secret of yours!"
Naruto: "
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Naruto went into shock mode and his rage was beginning to show. Naruto grabbed Lee by the neck trying to lift him high in the air. Lee couldn't get free so he spit on Naruto's face to distract him but it didn't work.
Naruto: "If you even think or breathe that secret to ANYONE! I swear you'll die and don't test me, you'll die!"
Lee: "(while chocking) I swear I won't say a....word. your...secret is safe....with me."
Naruto released Lee and walked towards the desert table. Lee rubbed his neck and ran to the make-up section.
Lee: "Hey, I'm sorry but can you cover up these red marks on my neck."
Make-up artist: "Sure darling. And welcome to the crew."
Lee: "I'm beginning to regret it.
Just then Sakura runs on the set screaming with a paper in her hand.
Sakura: "Masashi! I think you need to take a look at this!
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Masashi: "Well what is it?"
Sakura: "Almost every news channel is reporting about the fan-fic yaoi pics that are being sold on ebay."
Masashi: "WHAT????!?!?!?!
! How and why?"
Sakura: "I don't know but the pictures are about Gaara, Saskue, Hake surprisingly, and the number 1, Naruto!"
Lee: "Damn! What the hell?! No pictures of me?"
Everyone looked at Lee and his face turned red.
Sakura: "Why don't you request a press conference."
Masashi: "No! That will take up to much explainations. Actually, why don't we let them keep the pictures, we get the profit, and we start selling real Naruto merchandise!"
Sakura: "that sounds all real and dandy but the real question is...how did they get those pics? Those are some elite pictures and it must've gotten to the public somehow."
Temari spit out her food and began to laugh nervously
trying not to look obvious.
Naruto: "Let's just get this episode done with already!
Masashi: "ALRIGHT! Let's go everyone!"
the FORBIDDEN SECRET still has not been revealed but what is it? Will the crew find out that Temari sold those pics? And os the relationship developing between Karin and Naruto real?
Tune in next time.......
Commment!
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. Temari (Gaara's older sister) went outside and the fans yelled louder and louder. Temari was fed up and stood on top of a tall box to say something to the fans.
. Masashi was excited and began yelling at the camera crew to video tape Naruto's outbreak. Haku was freaking out and just dropped his things and ran. 
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