ELEMENT: Women

[soulanubis666]

HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET

ELEMENT: Women

SYMBOL: Wo

DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg

OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface usually covered in painted film

2. Boils at nothing; freezes w/o known reason

3. Melts if given special treatment

4. Bitter if incorrectly used

5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore

6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances

3. May explode spontaneously w/o prior warning and for no apparent reason

4. Insoluble in liquids, but libido increases greatly when saturated with alcohol

5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USES:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation; sure beats a hand.

3. Very effective cleaning agent. Purer specimens cooks as well.

TESTS:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.

2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

Even then, to be handled with extreme care.

2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

LIKELY CONSEQUENCES UPON THEIR INADVERTENT MEETING:

For her: Eyes gorged out. For him: Cock cut off.

....by unknown author

[Dark Wing]

ROFL.....this is so true

[The Black Knight]

ROFL.....this is so true

your cool soul anubis!

[Rouge]

Very nice and mostly true for all women.

[Annaxubella]

you got that right about womens

[midNiteSakura34]

hate to admit anything bad about us but, it's basically true. 'you [censored] with us, we'll [censored] you up.' basic facts of living ^^ If you treat women nice, they'll treat you better.

[jetstar]

i personally find a little bit of this insulting

[soulanubis666]

why?

[Karasu]

craziness

[soulanubis666]

females have a tendency 2 b crazed at times...

[midNiteSakura34]

but honestly, would you guys like it any other way?

[Atomosk]

but honestly, would you guys like it any other way?

ha ha! i guess not, though you could make it easier for us sometimes. i can't talk with girls that aren't my friends
that's what usually ends up happening.

[chenzhen007]

I have this question to all women out there. Why do you get mad at us for being truthful. You asked me that if this outfit makes you look good and I answer truthfully. If it is good,I say that it is good. If it makes you look fat, I tell it like it is. Why do you get mad at us. Also, how come we are expected to remember a lot of dates and get gifts for those occasions?

[♥DIVA♥]

chenzhen007
I have this question to all women out there. Why do you get mad at us for being truthful. You asked me that if this outfit makes you look good and I answer truthfully. If it is good,I say that it is good. If it makes you look fat, I tell it like it is. Why do you get mad at us. Also, how come we are expected to remember a lot of dates and get gifts for those occasions? [quote]
#1. ok that i can understand... but this is what realy pisses me off. all the girls should know what im talking bout.
i hate it when you ask your boyfriend about how a dress looks on you good and they yes, it looks great and then say it looks like [censored] two days later when you try it on again. men.... cant live with them, cant live without them.

#2. if women can remember [censored] like our first date and aneversery and stuff, why cant guys?

[soulanubis666]

selective memory...

[soulanubis666]

I have this question to all women out there. Why do you get mad at us for being truthful. You asked me that if this outfit makes you look good and I answer truthfully. If it is good,I say that it is good. If it makes you look fat, I tell it like it is. Why do you get mad at us. Also, how come we are expected to remember a lot of dates and get gifts for those occasions?

women lyk 2b lied 2 concerning their appearance...
as 4 the dates and stuff well i guess there r some unwritten laws out there that say guys have 2 remember and do these things...