Things that the Inuyasha characters will never say!

[midNiteSakura34]

i have a question. it my sound very strange but... can i rub your ears? *big puppy eyes* pwease...

[Chaos Flame]

i have a question. it my sound very strange but... can i rub your ears? *big puppy eyes* pwease...

mine? sure! anything, just so u forgive me!

[Inuyasha-sama]

OF COURSE!*cover nuts*D*mn you Chaos Flames!

[Chaos Flame]

its FLAME not FLAMES u idiot!

[midNiteSakura34]

aww, it's okay boys ^^ no need to fight! to be honest, i wanted to rub inuyasha-sama's..but i can rub both of your ears if you want ^^ (sure i'll forgive you *sweet smile*)

[Chaos Flame]

*still rubbing midNightSakura34's back, gentally

[midNiteSakura34]

umm... thank you *blushes again*

[Inuyasha-sama]

Can you give me directions to your heart?

[midNiteSakura34]

um, you go right, then left, and just stand still for a bit ^^

[Inuyasha-sama]

*at your heart* oh no!A tumor!

[midNiteSakura34]

WHAT?! OMG I"M GONNA DIE!! NO!!! SO YOUNG!!!!! *starts to cry*

[Inuyasha-sama]

*destroyed the tumor*don't cry out your beautiful face.

[midNiteSakura34]

aww, thank you ^^ wait before i go... *rubbs inuyasha-sama's ears* YES!!

[Crystalbear]

Inuyasha: WHAT? YTV cancled me? GET MY LAWER ON THE PHONE NOW!!!!

[Inuyasha-sama]

*grabs her beautiful hand*don't leave me.

[Crystalbear]

*watches her and Inuyasha*

Does anyone have some popcorn? I really want to watch this...