short jokes that wold make Ed very angry

[Greed_9109]

haha.. ok, this one's lame..

hey ed!! your so short, when you sit on the sidewalk your feel dangle!!

teehee

[Morganddy Aurora]

thats not lame... thats pretty good...

umm...
Hey, Ed, if you spiked your hair you'd look a lot taller! Not that you're short, it's just... well, yeah, actually, you are.

That one WAS pathetic. Owell...

[KoYue]

Here's a dumb one:
Ed walks into a restraunt and a waitress walks up to him.
WAITRESS: Hello, little boy. Would you like a cihld's menu?
ED: I'm not a little boy!
WAITRESS: Oh, but you're so puny.
Ed: Don't call me puny! don't call me short! Ah, DON'T CALL ME PUNY!!!

[Lil' Biki v2.0]

hey chaos flame, i love your name and your joke was really funny. i tipped over in my chair laughing. but with your name you combined two of my loves: the word chaos and fire. i was thinking of the name chaotic fire. what do you think? just please don't steal it!!!!!!!!!!

I think it's abnormal. I'd say do Chaotic Frost and be his arch-enemy. There's a common theme among Fire and Ice, so play with that a bit.

"How's the air down there?" A classic, shuttup.

"Lookit, a Jawa without it's robes!" Star Wars reference. Crappy, but I'm tired, so shuttup.

"Boy, that arm really DOES weigh you down."

"How old are you, little man? 7?"

formally known as koribabyonln

good idea. i like it. but chaos is now my anime brother and i won't become enemies with my own brother. it would screw up the famil i startedd. and these are funny. here's one:

hey ed, you're so short if you jump off the side walk you'd die. (my brother made that up)

[Kyo_Kitty555]

kid-Hey guys Look*points to Ed* It's a momodo from zatch Bell

[Greed_9109]

ok, everybody! i've got another lame one!!
It's one me and my friend made up about what if Ed protected the only money tree in the world!
Thief: hum, i can't believe no one is protecting this tree! this'll be easy!!
Ed: hey! there is too someone protecting this tree, Edward Elric the FullMetal Alch-
thief: AHH!!! WHO SAID THAT?!
Ed: grr.. down here!! (thief stumbles around) GAH!! NOOO!! DON'T STEP ON ME!!!

my gawd, that was lame!

[Lil' Biki v2.0]

it waz not. and that mamodo one waz funny 2.

[Kyo_Kitty555]

thanks

[Biki]

you're welcome. i'm still laughing. *lol*

[Kyo_Kitty555]

heres another:

*ed joins the baseball team*
baseball player- Aren't you suppose be with the Pee Wees'?

[Lil' Biki v2.0]

lol.

[Jovenitto]

"Hey look over there! What a cute pushiguso!!"
*walks closer*
"Oh, nevermind, it's just Ed..."
"WWWWHHHAATTTT ?!?!?! Who are you calling a super micro small midget as short as a pushiguso?!?!?!"

Pushiguso: .hack//dusk reference
A cat-sized animal that looks like a hipo and acts like a dog.

Boy, that was lame...


Another one:

"Hey Ed, can you help me? I closed my house door, but forgot the keys inside. Would you be a pal and get them for me?"
"And how am I supposed to do that?"
"Simple, just walk through the doggy door."

Even lamer!!!

[Biki]

lol. they are not. these are funny.

[Jovenitto]

"Hey! I've got Forum T-Shirts for everyone!
I have all the sizes but extra-small. I could only get one of those, and that one is reserved for Ed."

Oh, man... how lame can I get...



"I met a guy named Ed that was so short, he drowned in his own tears..."

I can get this lame...

[Biki]

why do you people insist on downsizing yourselves?

[Jovenitto]

"Hey Ed,I have a little question to ask you..."
"WWWHHHAAATTT!!!! Who are you calling a HYPER SHRINKED UP KID that can't answer big questions?????"


I think this one is kind of funny...