*shakes head* You got the wrong thread. This one's for "crappy" pick-up lines.BeautifulDisgrace289 wrote:Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
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that pick-up line is crapLocke wrote:*shakes head* You got the wrong thread. This one's for "crappy" pick-up lines.BeautifulDisgrace289 wrote:Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
hey AA guess who's back from the grave out of boredom, lets be friends k?
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That's the ideaPriestess Kisara wrote:that pick-up line is crapLocke wrote:*shakes head* You got the wrong thread. This one's for "crappy" pick-up lines.BeautifulDisgrace289 wrote:Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
An ordinary girl, an ordinary waist; but ordinary's just not good enough today.
Who needs imagination when you have a television?
Half of the Dream Team. Sup Mike?
Part of the Sexy Trio 
BIKI! =3
Who needs imagination when you have a television?
Half of the Dream Team. Sup Mike?
Part of the Sexy Trio BIKI! =3
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More Beavis and Butthead Pick up Lines!
Would you like, carry my books for me?
Hey, baby, do you want me to take off my shorts?
I would like, do homework or something, for your love.
Hey baby, you have braces? Uh, huh, huh, huh. I have braces too.
Would you like, carry my books for me?
Hey, baby, do you want me to take off my shorts?
I would like, do homework or something, for your love.
Hey baby, you have braces? Uh, huh, huh, huh. I have braces too.
Not giving a f*ck since '91.
My baloney has a first name, it's -OMNOMNOMNOM-"
"There is hope to guide me. I will survive living in a world with you..."
"I remain in shadows growing wings..."
My baloney has a first name, it's -OMNOMNOMNOM-"
"There is hope to guide me. I will survive living in a world with you..."
"I remain in shadows growing wings..."
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
If I could be anything in the world, I'd want to be the bar of soap in your shower.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
If your right leg was Christmas, and your left leg was Easter, then I would love to have a vacation between the holidays.
Do you want to see something swell?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
If I could be anything in the world, I'd want to be the bar of soap in your shower.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
If your right leg was Christmas, and your left leg was Easter, then I would love to have a vacation between the holidays.
Do you want to see something swell?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
When I say 'Let's keep in touch' I really mean I wish that you'd grow up.
Zack is my Rock N Roll partner ♥
Captain Jack is my awesome AA brother
Miss Elizabeth is my awesome AA sister / ♥Bambi♥
Zack is my Rock N Roll partner ♥
Captain Jack is my awesome AA brother
Miss Elizabeth is my awesome AA sister / ♥Bambi♥
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Is heaven missing an angel? No? Oh well, lets [censored] anyway.
I need to watch things die, from a distance.
Vicariously, I live while the whole world dies.
You all need it too, don't lie.
Vicariously, I live while the whole world dies.
You all need it too, don't lie.
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Me: Hey baby you must be an Angel otherwise you wouldn't a Halo.
Girl: What Halo?
Me: -Throws copy of XboX's HALO at her face.-
Girl: OW what the hell.
Me: That Halo
Girl: What Halo?
Me: -Throws copy of XboX's HALO at her face.-
Girl: OW what the hell.
Me: That Halo
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I need to watch things die, from a distance.
Vicariously, I live while the whole world dies.
You all need it too, don't lie.
Vicariously, I live while the whole world dies.
You all need it too, don't lie.
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Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
Since we shouldn't waste this day and age, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire?
How can I love you if you won't lay down?
Why is it that every time you are around, my pants feel tighter?
Hey baby, I think you made my two by four into a four by eight.
I'm a writer, you're a writer, so how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
Since we shouldn't waste this day and age, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire?
How can I love you if you won't lay down?
Why is it that every time you are around, my pants feel tighter?
Hey baby, I think you made my two by four into a four by eight.
I'm a writer, you're a writer, so how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
When I say 'Let's keep in touch' I really mean I wish that you'd grow up.
Zack is my Rock N Roll partner ♥
Captain Jack is my awesome AA brother
Miss Elizabeth is my awesome AA sister / ♥Bambi♥
Zack is my Rock N Roll partner ♥
Captain Jack is my awesome AA brother
Miss Elizabeth is my awesome AA sister / ♥Bambi♥
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-Thread Revival!-
"I want to put my thingy in your thingy."
Now, that line is crap. XD
"I want to put my thingy in your thingy."
Now, that line is crap. XD
Not giving a f*ck since '91.
My baloney has a first name, it's -OMNOMNOMNOM-"
"There is hope to guide me. I will survive living in a world with you..."
"I remain in shadows growing wings..."
My baloney has a first name, it's -OMNOMNOMNOM-"
"There is hope to guide me. I will survive living in a world with you..."
"I remain in shadows growing wings..."
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This isnt a bad pick-up line, it's [censored] cool!
I'm only 17, but I was at a club last night just because I'm so badass and cool.
Some chick who was approximately 3 years too old for me came up and said:
"Hey! You look like a hot version of Napolean Dynamite!"
I googled Napolean Dynamite...I LOOK ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE HIM!
I'm only 17, but I was at a club last night just because I'm so badass and cool.
Some chick who was approximately 3 years too old for me came up and said:
"Hey! You look like a hot version of Napolean Dynamite!"
I googled Napolean Dynamite...I LOOK ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE HIM!
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this is a crappy one i made up in math class. this is definintly beaves and butt-head worthy: "hey baby, u wanna bight of my biscut?"
"Somebody's been Funk'n with my Funk! Funk'n 'round Funk'n with it untill they Funk it up! (Don't Funk with my Funk!)" - Bootsy Collins and the RubberFans
Nyx is the wife, ya digg?
Nyx is the wife, ya digg?
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Mrs. Vengeance
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XD That pick up line is Beavis and Butthead Material! 
"Whenever I masturbate, I think of you."
"Ladies, call me Jolly Rancher. I'm so hard and you can suck on me all day."
"Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear."
"Whenever I masturbate, I think of you."
"Ladies, call me Jolly Rancher. I'm so hard and you can suck on me all day."
"Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear."
Not giving a f*ck since '91.
My baloney has a first name, it's -OMNOMNOMNOM-"
"There is hope to guide me. I will survive living in a world with you..."
"I remain in shadows growing wings..."
My baloney has a first name, it's -OMNOMNOMNOM-"
"There is hope to guide me. I will survive living in a world with you..."
"I remain in shadows growing wings..."
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Locke wrote:I googled Napolean Dynamite...I LOOK ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE HIM!
Niiiice.... Not giving a f*ck since '91.
My baloney has a first name, it's -OMNOMNOMNOM-"
"There is hope to guide me. I will survive living in a world with you..."
"I remain in shadows growing wings..."
My baloney has a first name, it's -OMNOMNOMNOM-"
"There is hope to guide me. I will survive living in a world with you..."
"I remain in shadows growing wings..."