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I'm surprised no one's asked how fat chicks get off...or well actually anything related to sex and how it's possible...
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Aiden wrote:I'm surprised no one's asked how fat chicks get off...or well actually anything related to sex and how it's possible...
Thats cause everyone really does not want to know.
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He's right.
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Yep, Dret is 100% right.
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it depends, guys who are despertly trying to get laid, like my mother, want to know
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The Brown-Eyed Boy wrote:it depends, guys who are despertly trying to get laid, like my mother, want to know
Is your mom a guy? I figured that much.
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i found out after my dad made me watch the tape............*shivers*.................it was horrible, but then again, it wasnt a suprise to me.
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Aiden wrote:I'm surprised no one's asked how fat chicks get off...or well actually anything related to sex and how it's possible...

Does anyone really want to know? We dont want to here stories about you having to touch yourself because guys just dont want to tap that. But some guys are [censored] perverts and like fat people even though its litterally impossible to find the right orafice.
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:)
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Jasse wrote::)
someones lookin guilty. :o
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What are you, in love with me? Every friggin thread i've posted in, you've posted in. Stop stalking me just because I revealed that I have a big [censored] in public.
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lmao. i dont have the time or want to stalk you. trust me. im actualy stalking neon. so p*ss off ya grumpy sweed. :mrgreen:
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He's mine! :x :x
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Jade_Steel_Hawk wrote:He's mine! :x :x
I DONT SEE YOUR NAME TATOOED ON HIS ASS! *pulls down pants and shows her* SO THERE. :x :lol:
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As long as he's cool with that. 8) :lol: :lol:
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Jade_Steel_Hawk wrote:As long as he's cool with that. 8) :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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