Absolute Anime

If you could describe Kazuki Shikimori's life in one word, it would be "confusing". You can't really tell if he's lucky or not. On the one hand, he's a complete loser with unreliable friends, and he can only use magic eight times in his life, or else he'll turn to dust! But on the other hand, every girl in his class at magic school wants to bear his children because of his superior DNA!

But one girl rules them all, and that would be the newest transfer student, Yuna Miyami. She declares to be his wife, and makes an oath to guard him from all the other girls! Easier said than done, especially when your two main rivals are a calculating swordswoman and a walking pheromone! On top of that, a ghost named Elizabeth makes all sorts of trouble! Can things go crazier? Probably...